Wanderers v Charlton
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You're right, i dont know what i was thinking.Lord Kangana wrote:Point of order here. two things:ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Booing is what a dyslexic sheep does.
1) A dyslexic sheep will still baa. You'd be after a sheep with a speech impediment.
2) I don't think a dyslexic sheeep would necessarily boo or baa just because of its dyslexia. Indeed, I suspect it may indeed be against baaing/booing.
3) There wasn't meant to be a third point, but surely it does more than just boo, such as eat grass and get sheared for nice woolly christmas jumpers, no?
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Sheep will often claim to be dyslexic to disguise the fact they can't read.Lord Kangana wrote:Point of order here. two things:ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Booing is what a dyslexic sheep does.
1) A dyslexic sheep will still baa. You'd be after a sheep with a speech impediment.
2) I don't think a dyslexic sheeep would necessarily boo or baa just because of its dyslexia. Indeed, I suspect it may indeed be against baaing/booing.
3) There wasn't meant to be a third point, but surely it does more than just boo, such as eat grass and get sheared for nice woolly christmas jumpers, no?
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And sheep being sheep, if one of them does it then the rest will all do the same.Beefheart wrote:Sheep will often claim to be dyslexic to disguise the fact they can't read.Lord Kangana wrote:Point of order here. two things:ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Booing is what a dyslexic sheep does.
1) A dyslexic sheep will still baa. You'd be after a sheep with a speech impediment.
2) I don't think a dyslexic sheeep would necessarily boo or baa just because of its dyslexia. Indeed, I suspect it may indeed be against baaing/booing.
3) There wasn't meant to be a third point, but surely it does more than just boo, such as eat grass and get sheared for nice woolly christmas jumpers, no?
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Well precisely. Hence why I was cheering you on by booing you because you'd booed Boltonboris for booing Andrews. No? If my logic is correct, all of that booing was ironic as booing is the new cheering - hence why I've further complimented you by calling you bandwagon jumpers! Do try and keep up with the times, it's hard work being post-modern.89bwfc89 wrote:I thought booing was the new cheeringLost Leopard Spot wrote:Bandwagon jumpers the lot of ya! Booooooooooooooooooooo89bwfc89 wrote:boltonboris wrote:Aye, I'm also a fan of Andrews. Marks his man well, wins it and plays it simple to better footballers.
As he should do. Too many of our fans expect fireworks from every player.
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From the most unintended of answers arise the best solutions. When the booing next starts up, pervert it into animal noises: change the boos to moos, or the boos to baaaas; then change the moos and the baaas to oinks and then from negativity we will suddenly have mass support for the Trotters!89bwfc89 wrote:![]()
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You're wasted on here, can we get you a job in advertising!?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:From the most unintended of answers arise the best solutions. When the booing next starts up, pervert it into animal noises: change the boos to moos, or the boos to baaaas; then change the moos and the baaas to oinks and then from negativity we will suddenly have mass support for the Trotters!89bwfc89 wrote:![]()
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booooooooooooooooooooooo, moo, oinkohjimmyjimmy wrote: You're wasted on here, can we get you a job in advertising!?

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'I was saying boo-urns'ohjimmyjimmy wrote:You're wasted on here, can we get you a job in advertising!?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:From the most unintended of answers arise the best solutions. When the booing next starts up, pervert it into animal noises: change the boos to moos, or the boos to baaaas; then change the moos and the baaas to oinks and then from negativity we will suddenly have mass support for the Trotters!89bwfc89 wrote:![]()
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'Shop at Farmfoods'!Lost Leopard Spot wrote:booooooooooooooooooooooo, moo, oinkohjimmyjimmy wrote: You're wasted on here, can we get you a job in advertising!?
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boltonboris wrote:Every single thread seems to get hijacked and goes completely off topic at the moment with everyone blabbing incoherent shite and in-jokes.
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Just an isolated example.a1 wrote:boltonboris wrote:Every single thread seems to get hijacked and goes completely off topic at the moment with everyone blabbing incoherent shite and in-jokes.
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It wouldn't have happened under Coyle.
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Bearing in mind that sheeps Baah! I've just suddenly been hit with "What sound does a giraffe make?" I've seen them in zoos and in the wild but never heard any sound from them. My grandson supports Charlton but I can't ask him as he isn't speaking to me. 

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I know that frightened trees mew.
If that helps?
If that helps?
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But why elephants ?
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it's a kind-of faraway sound....Gravedigger wrote:Bearing in mind that sheeps Baah! I've just suddenly been hit with "What sound does a giraffe make?"
apparently (according to the internet) - they sound a bit like a sheep (bleat) - (and they taste a bit like chicken)
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We've still got giraffe in our freezer from Christmas 1982.
Did you know that ALL mammals have 7 bones in their necks? That's a good fact to take to a 'bring a fact' party.
Two others are that at any time 3% of the Earth's fresh water supply is inside Coca Cola cans.
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It is physically impossible to make your dad laugh by tickling him. Tickles do not travel up the genetic line. If you ARE able to make your dad laugh this way then you should ask your mum some searching questions.
Plus. I think it's disgusting that children are now being taught to sing 'Baa Baa dyslexic sheep'.
It's political correctness gone mad!
Did you know that ALL mammals have 7 bones in their necks? That's a good fact to take to a 'bring a fact' party.
Two others are that at any time 3% of the Earth's fresh water supply is inside Coca Cola cans.
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It is physically impossible to make your dad laugh by tickling him. Tickles do not travel up the genetic line. If you ARE able to make your dad laugh this way then you should ask your mum some searching questions.
Plus. I think it's disgusting that children are now being taught to sing 'Baa Baa dyslexic sheep'.
It's political correctness gone mad!
I'm not asking you to 'think outside the box' I just wish you'd have a rummage around in it once in a while.
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coffeymagic wrote: Plus. I think it's disgusting that children are now being taught to sing 'Baa Baa dyslexic sheep'.
It's political correctness gone mad!
you mean - "Boo boo dyslexic sheep", surely??
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Schoolboy error Bish.thebish wrote:coffeymagic wrote: Plus. I think it's disgusting that children are now being taught to sing 'Baa Baa dyslexic sheep'.
It's political correctness gone mad!
you mean - "Boo boo dyslexic sheep", surely??
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