TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:26 pm

Phew, thought I was going to have to spend a lot of time on that NNGalleries site trying to find that. Absolute filth! :shock:

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Lia, 19, daughter of Ray, proudly shows off the Floyds' Pink Wall.
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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:39 pm

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Cheating at Golf for Blondes - lesson 42: Unobtrusively using your putter to extricate a difficult lie in the rough...
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Post by Gertie » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:39 pm

Fanny is often found down on the golf course
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:43 pm

Despertately trying to fight camera shake, Johnny wondered if he'd get up and down in one.
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:13 pm

The 'Swingers club' was misunderstood by some
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:23 pm

Sticky Vicky's daughter gives a preview of some of the objects in her new stage act. Highlight of the show is a golf bag and trolley (not in picture)
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:30 pm

"you slave-driving bastards" said The Sun employee of the month, Kerry 19 from Lincolnshire "shove a broom up my arse and i'll sweep the floor as well"
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:17 pm

I said try a BROOM-handled putter, not a brown-handled putter!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:34 pm

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Vicky get's a 'one in hole' on the 16th!!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:37 pm

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Doctor Who fans agree that sexed-up Daleks will be a winner!
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God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:22 pm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:16 pm

'Twould appear that Mr. Ethical has done a burner onto his jollies without firstly selecting a winner. What to do now? :conf:
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:'Twould appear that Mr. Ethical has done a burner onto his jollies without firstly selecting a winner. What to do now? :conf:
Seal the borders?
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:'Twould appear that Mr. Ethical has done a burner onto his jollies without firstly selecting a winner. What to do now? :conf:
Move to a different site address :twisted:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:17 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:'Twould appear that Mr. Ethical has done a burner onto his jollies without firstly selecting a winner. What to do now? :conf:
Move to a different site address :twisted:
Why don't we all hide? :D
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:22 pm

Rope in a neutral to decide....someone who didn't post
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:51 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:'Twould appear that Mr. Ethical has done a burner onto his jollies without firstly selecting a winner. What to do now? :conf:
Move to a different site address :twisted:
it's a banning offence that, surely :whack:
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Post by burnden58 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:57 pm

To try and help out as I've not voted,

Out of a lot of very poor attempts by all, I would go for The bish, for at least putting some thought to the proceedings :D
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:32 pm

I think Zulu should win for getting a DW reference to a photo containing a blonde girl in a pleated skirt, playing what is quite clearly a gentleman's only game with some pink breeze blocks in the background. That took some doing
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:11 pm

I know I didn't win, but just to get things moving again:


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Winner to be announced tomorrow.
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