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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Enoch » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:45 am

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Aye but I bet it's throbbing like fcuk right now. :-)

I feel for the poor fella.

No, honestly. :lol:

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Prufrock » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:23 am

Start delayed until 12.30 now. Can't see a way for us to win this now. Should be a draw.
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by jimbo » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:34 am

Prufrock wrote:
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Start delayed until 12.30 now. Can't see a way for us to win this now. Should be a draw.
I think even before the rain delay this morning England had to abandon all thoughts of winning the game while batting. The aim just had to be bat bat bat until bowled out. Don’t worry about setting a total, just get as many as possible and secure a draw if possible. The lead would Jenner be enough to enable a secure declaration.

The time to think about winning it is at the point we were bowled out, say with a lead of 200 and 60 overs to go.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Prufrock » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:31 pm

Massive from Stokes. 267 to chase in 48 overs. Probs a draw, but hopefully given then just the sliver that a few get out early trying to chase. And no Smith. Come on!
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by jimbo » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:56 pm

Oooooof. Hello.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:20 pm

Welcome to test match cricket!

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:03 pm

Wifes birthday Tuesday (75th) and had visitors this afternoon so had to keep popping out to check the score. What a buccaneering hero Ben Stokes is; terrific display and put us right back in with a win chance. :oyea:
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by jimbo » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:04 pm

Wife out, lots of jobs to do at home. Can’t take my eyes off the cricket. I’ll be in trouble later!

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by jimbo » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:39 pm

It’s an illustration as to how talented Archer is that when everyone else is bowling it seems so pedestrian and a hell of a lot easier to bat. It’s also a lot less interesting. He’s utterly captivating.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:52 pm

jimbo wrote:
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It’s an illustration as to how talented Archer is that when everyone else is bowling it seems so pedestrian and a hell of a lot easier to bat. It’s also a lot less interesting. He’s utterly captivating.
Aye problem is batsmen are now viewing Broad and Woakes as cafeteria bowling....

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:30 pm

Pity it timed out. Young fella batted pretty well in for Smith having taken one on the yed, but I could probably watch Archer bowl all day.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:23 pm

Hard choice for a MOTM between Archer and Ben Stokes who put us right back in there. All in all a cracking game and just a pity we couldn't level the series. More fun to come... :oyea:
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by jimbo » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:26 pm

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Pity it timed out. Young fella batted pretty well in for Smith having taken one on the yed, but I could probably watch Archer bowl all day.
You just feel something could happen every ball. The crowd feel it too, and the buzz around the ground just adds to the drama.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Enoch » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:11 am

Great game of cricket but a nonsense that the substitute appears to have saved Australia.

If Archer had been allowed to replace Anderson in the first test England would likely have won. No one came on to relieve Close when he was chesting away deliveries from Holding.

World's gone soft. It's like the Lib Dems have already won.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:56 am

England are alive again. Archer - has completely changed our potential this series. We still have to learn how to bat but Jofra is the most exciting fast bowler England have produced in generations. Now he just needs to throw in some more balls that threaten the stumps - maybe the odd yorker? Could be unplayable if he gets that right - not often just enough to make the batsman think.

The team will likely stay the same - I wonder whether Stokes should go up to 3? Root doesn't seem happy there and perhaps Root at 4 and Denly at 5 - might just work better? In an ideal world we'd change Roy but there are 3 days till the next one...can't see it happening.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Prufrock » Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:58 am

Smith out. Must win!
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:39 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:58 am
Smith out. Must win!
I'd sooner see us win with him in, we'll never hear the last of it otherwise, but yes, we need to level. ....
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:58 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
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Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:58 am
Smith out. Must win!
I'd sooner see us win with him in, we'll never hear the last of it otherwise, but yes, we need to level. ....
I'm happy to beat whatever team they have out thanks. If he'd been a competent batter, he'd have hit the ball instead of letting it hit him, so shouldn't be any loss - his replacement managed to only get hit on the head once. :D

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Enoch » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:11 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:58 pm
TANGODANCER wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:39 pm
Prufrock wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:58 am
Smith out. Must win!
I'd sooner see us win with him in, we'll never hear the last of it otherwise, but yes, we need to level. ....
I'm happy to beat whatever team they have out thanks. If he'd been a competent batter, he'd have hit the ball instead of letting it hit him, so shouldn't be any loss - his replacement managed to only get hit on the head once. :D
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:31 pm

Oz 12-1 as Archer dismisses Harris.......then the rain comes and cocks it all up....
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