TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:00 am

Wandering Willy wrote:Off you go chaps.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Wandering Willy wrote:Off you go chaps.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Wandering Willy wrote:Off you go chaps.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by seanworth » Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:05 pm

Wenger's latest signing guaranteed to plug the hole at the back makes his debut.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:10 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Off you go chaps.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by jimbo » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:52 am

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:54 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Little Green Man wrote:"Toilet! Duck!"
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:53 pm

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West Ham unveil their new championship mascot...

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Very close second from Bruce with " Danny Shithouse " - made me guffaw that did.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:06 am

I know you're out there Bish - get a picture up. :evil:
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by thebish » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:10 am

Wandering Willy wrote:I know you're out there Bish - get a picture up. :evil:
sorry - just back from a mammoth round trip to teesside with middle son... (university open day) - a lorry fire with hazardous chemicals closed the A1 southbound - we were stationary for over 3hrs... making it about an 8hr return trip...

will post a hilarious picture tomorrow... 8)
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:17 am

Good man.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:21 am

thebish wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:I know you're out there Bish - get a picture up. :evil:
sorry - just back from a mammoth round trip to teesside with middle son... (university open day) - a lorry fire with hazardous chemicals closed the A1 southbound - we were stationary for over 3hrs... making it about an 8hr return trip...

will post a hilarious picture tomorrow... 8)
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