TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Lofthouse Lower]

Stoke after Upson.

Bullet dodged.

[Norpig]

Eliaquim Mangala from Standard Liege is the hot topic on tribal football (yes I am this desperate for info) I don't know anything about him a central defender I think?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Thought he'd signed for Valencia

[boltonboris]

Lad I know at the club has said that as far as he is aware it definitely ISN'T Jerome, so looks like your six fingered mate is bob on again Brucey

If the knows who it is, why doesn't he just tell you? Or is the geeky lad who prints the numbers on shirts in the club shop?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Probably concerned about his job in this troublesome economic climate

[boltonboris]

So then why is he even engaging?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Because I asked, presumably.

He's not the beardy club shop nice person by the way

[BWFC_Insane]

I have no idea who it is.

But most of the names proposed on here don't fit the clues at all.

There are one or two exceptions though. Can't be that hard to work out!

[boltonboris]

Is that the fat one, who always wants to talk despite people clearly wanting to get away... Not Tony Kelly by the way...

[mighty_whites]

I have no idea who it is.

But most of the names proposed on here don't fit the clues at all.

There are one or two exceptions though. Can't be that hard to work out!

Who's your theories then??

[Lofthouse Lower]

Is that the fat one, who always wants to talk despite people clearly wanting to get away... Not Tony Kelly by the way...

That lad told me once that Muamba is on £65,000 per week

[CrazyHorse]

I have no idea who it is.

But most of the names proposed on here don't fit the clues at all.

There are one or two exceptions though. Can't be that hard to work out!

Clues, eh? It's almost like it's all a big childish guessing game.
These clues are all one big piss take and you're falling right for it.

[boltonboris]

Is that the fat one, who always wants to talk despite people clearly wanting to get away... Not Tony Kelly by the way...

That lad told me once that Muamba is on £65,000 per week

You should've just smacked him on his bonce with a programme and casually walked off shaking your head

[chester white]

Was another clue that it was not widely known that they are available? That would rule out my own suggestion Bellamy, and definitely Keane. Sure I read Coyle is playing with Henrik Larsson today! Maybe it's him!

[Bruce Rioja]

I have no idea who it is.

But most of the names proposed on here don't fit the clues at all.

There are one or two exceptions though. Can't be that hard to work out!

In the club shop?

Is it the little fittie that wears too much make-up then?

[mullayo]

Look are we trying to guess who the mystery striker or the guy in the club shops is?

My new guess for the Mystery Striker is Roque Santa Cruz
Mature, popular (at Blackburn), nice guy, would go on loan, can play, early stupid Citeh contract wouldn't cost too much...

First guess for the club shop guy is Bryan

[BWFC_Insane]

Look are we trying to guess who the mystery striker or the guy in the club shops is?

My new guess for the Mystery Striker is Roque Santa Cruz
Mature, popular (at Blackburn), nice guy, would go on loan, can play, early stupid Citeh contract wouldn't cost too much...

First guess for the club shop guy is Bryan

Its not RSC because when he was on the Rovers forum, Nixon always used to slate him! So I can't suddenly imagine him calling him a "talented player".

[chester white]

Tuncay seems plausible

[boltonboris]

Hopefully not.. He's a mard arse and is the most average of average players.. Besides, he ain't even a feckin' striker!

[BWFC_Insane]

Tuncay seems plausible

Of the names mentioned, I'd say he's the best fit for the clues. And the rumours regarding him are growing.