General Chit Chat

[Burnden Paddock]

I've not seen a Spaz Chariot in yonks. Whatever happened to 'em?

I think they went out around the same time as Gunga Din!

[bobo the clown]

^^ bloody hell Bruce. Even I'm shocked !

[Bruce Rioja]

^ that's what you think. I've been taking 50p out every time you get divorced or act like a c*nt!

Went watching Fun Lo' C with your kid on Friday night at Manchester Cathedral. When he realised that water was £2.00 a bottle he fecked off in search of the font.

[Bruce Rioja]

We're just wondering around the office as to what the origins could possibly be of the phrase "no thanks, no kiss my arse, no nowt"?!

[Hoboh]

We're just wondering around the office as to what the origins could possibly be of the phrase "no thanks, no kiss my arse, no nowt"?!

Someone you've done a favour for and they fail to completely acknowledge any thanks what-so-ever.

[Bruce Rioja]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

[bobo the clown]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

Coz they're fckg idiots ????????????

[Bruce Rioja]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

Coz they're fckg idiots ????????????

Yes, that'd cover it.

[Burnden Paddock]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

I've just seen a pic of a kid on the BN site dressed as Jurgen Klopp ffs!!

[LeverEnd]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

My sister was moaning last night about High Lawn narrowing the field by insisting the theme was sci-fi. She was about to launch into 5 minutes of creativity with some tinfoil.
A load of teachers dressed up at our place today. The silver lining was some proper cleavage on show from one of the Spanish teachers in a Snow White costume.
I told any nosey little shits that my (apparently non-existent) costume was based on my future autobiography.

[Enoch]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

My sister was moaning last night about High Lawn narrowing the field by insisting the theme was sci-fi. She was about to launch into 5 minutes of creativity with some tinfoil.
A load of teachers dressed up at our place today. The silver lining was some proper cleavage on show from one of the Spanish teachers in a Snow White costume.
I told any nosey little shits that my (apparently non-existent) costume was based on my future autobiography.

Was it from the chapter where you chat a bloke up with your knob hanging out?

[TANGODANCER]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

I've just seen a pic of a kid on the BN site dressed as Jurgen Klopp ffs!!

You can choose your mates but you can't choose your parents....

[LeverEnd]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

My sister was moaning last night about High Lawn narrowing the field by insisting the theme was sci-fi. She was about to launch into 5 minutes of creativity with some tinfoil.
A load of teachers dressed up at our place today. The silver lining was some proper cleavage on show from one of the Spanish teachers in a Snow White costume.
I told any nosey little shits that my (apparently non-existent) costume was based on my future autobiography.

Was it from the chapter where you chat a bloke up with your knob hanging out?

I'm looking for a route out of teaching that doesn't involve incarceration!

[Bruce Rioja]

Might I just point out that High Lawn is the finest primary school in Britain?! FACT!

[thebish]

people are sending in their NW snow pics... it looks absolutely nightmarishly snowy!! Schools have closed!! keep safe!

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/143 ... ef=mr&lp=4

[TANGODANCER]

^^ Hope he/she wrapped up warm amd wore wellingtons to take that. Looks hellish...

[thebish]

This World Book Day business. How come parents appear to have sent their kids to school as film characters instead?

inappropriate for primary school?? (it was a book!)

[Bijou Bob]

Inappropriate full stop as I believe it stigmatise those with mental health issues, those with psychopathic tendencies and people who eat liver. I can understand the first two conditions but have no idea how anyone eats feckin liver.

[Worthy4England]

Inappropriate full stop as I believe it stigmatise those with mental health issues, those with psychopathic tendencies and people who eat liver. I can understand the first two conditions but have no idea how anyone eats feckin liver.

Number 1 son had a learning moment earlier...Me - we're making chicken parfait for starter for mum tomorrow....He - as I'm up to my elbows in blood cleaning chicken livers - "Dad, what are those"...

It didn't really pass until we got onto the crème brulee for puds... #vanilla pods don't bleed

[TANGODANCER]

Yes, it's the Daily Mail, but the content must be correct

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