Today I'm happy about......
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Oh, sit down.Bruce Rioja wrote:You can include me out of that then.clapton is god wrote:New James album due 2nd June - arena tour to follow.
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Say Something, Worthy?Worthy4England wrote:Oh, sit down.Bruce Rioja wrote:You can include me out of that then.clapton is god wrote:New James album due 2nd June - arena tour to follow.

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That is the exact opposite of the message I have been trying to get across to some of youWorthy4England wrote:Oh, sit down.Bruce Rioja wrote:You can include me out of that then.clapton is god wrote:New James album due 2nd June - arena tour to follow.


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I'm feeling happy. 1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and 3. OBEM is back on telly tonight. 

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Well, you either tell us or we make our own version up.Gooner Girl wrote:I'm feeling happy.
1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and
3. OBEM is back on telly tonight.
(& ours is likely to be more dramatic, I promise)
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I doubt itbobo the clown wrote:Well, you either tell us or we make our own version up.Gooner Girl wrote:I'm feeling happy.
1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and
3. OBEM is back on telly tonight.
(& ours is likely to be more dramatic, I promise)

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Well I cleared my room today - we(like a lot of other people in this country) have no heating in the house so the damp was coming in and creating mould - today I decided to strike back. I can now see the whole floor in my room and no mould
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OK peeps ... I think that's an invitation !!Gooner Girl wrote:I doubt itbobo the clown wrote:Well, you either tell us or we make our own version up.Gooner Girl wrote:I'm feeling happy.
1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and
3. OBEM is back on telly tonight.
(& ours is likely to be more dramatic, I promise)

Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Today I met a Burnley fan at my college and we got on really well, are conversation obviously featured our disliking for Rovers and well as United. I actually thought I might have an example of someone I don't hate from Burnley when he just let it slip that he was actually from Accrington.....
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I can't find a proper link to this coz it's on Facebook but I'm pissing myself laughing at some EDL simpletons who are kicking off because one of them emailed Heinz and was told that their beans were halal.
Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.

Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.

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https://twitter.com/junayed_/status/412 ... 69/photo/1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Prufrock wrote:I can't find a proper link to this coz it's on Facebook but I'm pissing myself laughing at some EDL simpletons who are kicking off because one of them emailed Heinz and was told that their beans were halal.
Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.
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Did I ever mention that I have met the muslamic ray guns blokePrufrock wrote:I can't find a proper link to this coz it's on Facebook but I'm pissing myself laughing at some EDL simpletons who are kicking off because one of them emailed Heinz and was told that their beans were halal.
Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYd9qbRz2fc
Him and his mates are from Bolton

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Today I am delighted that my prediction was wrong and that we completely and utterly annihilated Blackburn. To make things even better the mighty Reading were held at home to a 1-1 draw by a 9 man Yeovil side who sit bottom of the table, had it not been for the 2 sending's off Yeovil would have probably won.
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Even better Daniel. Yeovil had 3 sent off.danhorwich wrote:Today I am delighted that my prediction was wrong and that we completely and utterly annihilated Blackburn. To make things even better the mighty Reading were held at home to a 1-1 draw by a 9 man Yeovil side who sit bottom of the table, had it not been for the 2 sending's off Yeovil would have probably won.

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I'm happy that I've got over the hangover....I'm too old for this shit....
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Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.
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Wasent the 3rd one after ft. though?Burnden Paddock wrote:Even better Daniel. Yeovil had 3 sent off.danhorwich wrote:Today I am delighted that my prediction was wrong and that we completely and utterly annihilated Blackburn. To make things even better the mighty Reading were held at home to a 1-1 draw by a 9 man Yeovil side who sit bottom of the table, had it not been for the 2 sending's off Yeovil would have probably won.
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Good luck Bijou although I don't rate your chances of just happening to stumble into Nicole Kidman on your way home.Bijou Bob wrote:Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.
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Fnarr.danhorwich wrote:Good luck Bijou although I don't rate your chances of just happening to stumble into Nicole Kidman on your way home.Bijou Bob wrote:Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.
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Well due to a stag do I missed my 3rd home game of the season (2 big wins and a draw!) but had a brilliant day at Manchester clay shooting club, great fun. Preceded by a successful return to parkrun and followed by a pub crawl with good mates round Horwich, it was a brilliant day. Don't even feel too hungover.
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