Must be nearly Xmas when Slade turns up. Cardiff (H) 05/12

[TANGODANCER]

We go forth again, they clear, Kenwynne Jones gets a mention (don't want to hear too much of him) before the mic lads have a quick chat amongst themselves..... before Moxey whips a good cross in...but cleared. They break and...we get the ball and it ends up with their keeper. They score......0-1.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

"#BWFC have started in a 4-4-2 formation with Darren Pratley and @dannzy1 in centre-midfield and @therealmox_21 on the left. "

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Oh FFS.

[TANGODANCER]

Watt allowed to sail past Vela and Dervite and shoot the Bluebirds into the lead...Oh. dear....

[DJBlu]

feck off Dervite.

Why does he persist with him. Useless French feck.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Tony Watt scores. Against his old gaffer, for whom he scored against Barcelona.

[thebish]

Vela is still at RB??

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

feck off Dervite.

Why does he persist with him.

I'm not Dervite's biggest fan, but the other options we got over summer have also proved themselves ropy. Prince makes a goal-mistake per game, and Derik's not been seen since he was floundering at RB.

[Little Green Man]

Well that was depressingly predictable.

[TANGODANCER]

Nothing to cheer so far then. Wheater blocks and clears...but they get a free kick off Ameobi's push (was it just a wee one?) Cardiff sounding as if they're the home side instead of us. Danns sets us off, Ameobi and......MADINE THE GOAL MACHINE........1-1....

[Little Green Man]

Well that was depressingly predictable.

That wasn't! GET IN!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Vela is still at RB??

I assume so, the official Twitter says 4-4-2 with Moxey left of midfield and Danns/Pratz in the middle. So I guess it could be Feenz RB but surely they'd mention that.

Meanwhile, THE GOAL MACHINE SPLUTTERS INTO LIFE!!!!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

"I WAS HAVING A SHOT, YOU C*NT"

[TANGODANCER]

Everybody waiting for a cross and Madine ran in and whcked it into the corner. Now we get a corner and......and....they clear. Vela, Feeney, Pratley, Feeney......wins a corner. Well, that's woken everybody up and.....some ping and pong, Danns.......oooooooohhhhh, lets one rip from thirty yards and and....is just wide...better.

[jonnycooper]

Charlton 2-0 up at Brighton! Crazy,Crazy division this one!

[TANGODANCER]

Big noise on the air and the sleeping beauties are awake dancing. Pratley has a bit of a scuffle with Jones and....they win a free kick and we get cleared well by Wheater and Danns....and...Feeney and......Moxey cuts it back and Danns.....hits one....erratically anywhere. Axfords are good for wood as a certain Fabio gets a boo or two. The Bluebirds visit, Dervite and Danns clear well. Malone does well over Feeney. Some score chat then....the machine sets off but they get a throw. More chat then.......third round cup specualation....then....Feeney, Pratley and a bit of a mix up. Plenty Whites getting forward apparently. Mass attack strategy. We go again and.....they head clear and it goes back for Amos to clear. Throw us now and.....and......ooooooohhhhhh, Marshall has to make a good save from Pratley.
Madine wins a free kick and....and.....Feeny, Moxey, Danns.......Casado...walll and a Wigan...

[TANGODANCER]

Throw us and....another goal now would be very nice and....they visit, Vela clears, Moxey, Pratley, chat. chat....Ameobi....and now they sally via that Fabio chap.....who loses out to Pratley....who loses it in turn, but we get a goal kick. Pratley wins a free as N.L gives the ref an earful. And......and....now Moxey gives one away. Talk of lots of our posession as the throw sets them off but we clear. Feeney..does a Ronaldo but ......and the commentator gives me a heart attack by claiming a phantom goal for them....xxxxx. Gunlarson apparently hit a cracker. Now we get a free that comes to naught. Fabio visits, we defend, Wheats feeds Vela and ....Pratley does a bit of rugby and they get a free. And....a volley goes skywards for a goal kick.

[TANGODANCER]

Some "tussling" occurs then we get a throw and....they clear. Jones tries to instill an attack but Dervite eventually feed their keeper with a long ????? whatever. They come, Casado heads clear....the Machine, then Feeney loses out to a good sliding tackle. Watt wins a free kick near the box and Casado gets a yellow. And.....and...Madine heads clear for a corner to them. And.....Pilkington and.....Ameobi clears, then Wheater....they attack and.....we get a deep throw. Three mins plus.....ref refuses a push on Madine and....a bit more here and there. Madine, Moxey, they clear and...now Danns, Moxi and.........oh, a mad scramble as the ball just will not go in the net......shxt. Pratley misses a real golden chance..

[TANGODANCER]

We just seem unable to hit free space instead of a player. We did just everything but score there. Mic men praising the Whites before....Amos has it and clears. GET IT IN THE NET WHITES......We clear an attack and.....yet back they come. Amos and Jones clash but we come off best. Half-time...1-1

Edit. Amos injured after the Jones clash as the players leave the field.

[TANGODANCER]

The Chronicals of Macron, Part Two, ....in which we see.....

..it's all square, so a forty-five minute game. "Thrilling" is the way mic man described the first half. So, then....here we go again. We sally, Moxey sends one in, they clear for a throw. Now Casado crosses but it's cleared. Moxey getting good words, then that boy Fabio gives us a three kick. Pratley and Jones having spats. Feeney, Moxey....Morrison clears fore a throw us. And....and.....Pratley ??? screws one just wide after doing well and.....and....Cardiff getting away with some action dodgy in their box. Ameaobi, Casado, Moxey and....the keeper gets it.