TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by warthog » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:02 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Well, I was going to give it to Boss Hog for "Gertie explains her new method of 'persuading' Mark Owen to share her life". However, I have no desire to become Little Green Eunuch. So the winner is Mr. Rioja for this corker:

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Post by Gertie » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:05 pm

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Little Green Man wrote:Well, I was going to give it to Boss Hog for "Gertie explains her new method of 'persuading' Mark Owen to share her life". However, I have no desire to become Little Green Eunuch. So the winner is Mr. Rioja for this corker:

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A very wise and clever decision... Well done to my favourite poster, who is nearly, named after a Mark Owen album. :pray:
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:48 pm

Gertie wrote:
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Little Green Man wrote:Well, I was going to give it to Boss Hog for "Gertie explains her new method of 'persuading' Mark Owen to share her life". However, I have no desire to become Little Green Eunuch. So the winner is Mr. Rioja for this corker:

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A very wise and clever decision... Well done to my favourite poster, who is nearly, named after a Mark Owen album. :pray:
I'd have thought your favourite poster would be an A3 one of Jussi and Wee Mark, stripped to their shreddies, giving each other a brotherly hug?
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Post by Gertie » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:58 pm

It's is a good point, Wee Green Fella. You are my favourite member of The-Wanderer who is almost named after a Mark Owen CD...

As for the the Mark Owen and Jussi combination... I'm off for a wee lie down and alone time just thinking about that for a little while... Rest of the afternoon... Mmmmmm

A2 poster. I think, wearing smiles...... oho yes....
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:08 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Well, I was going to give it to Boss Hog for "Gertie explains her new method of 'persuading' Mark Owen to share her life". However, I have no desire to become Little Green Eunuch. So the winner is Mr. Rioja for this corker:

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Cheers little fella. I'll have a look soon as I can. :mrgreen:
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Post by warthog » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:34 pm

I wish to protest most strongly. It's clear that Gertie's threats of violence have influenced the result.

I've a good mind to start a breakaway caption competition. :twisted:
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Post by Gertie » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:45 pm

warthog wrote:I wish to protest most strongly. It's clear that Gertie's threats of violence have influenced the result.

I've a good mind to start a breakaway caption competition. :twisted:
Hoggie, I didn't threaten anything... Just the mere hint of a suggestion that's all. Little Green Man came to his own decision with nothing to do with me, just based on what is funny and what was not!!!!!
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Post by warthog » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:07 pm

Gertie wrote:
warthog wrote:I wish to protest most strongly. It's clear that Gertie's threats of violence have influenced the result.

I've a good mind to start a breakaway caption competition. :twisted:
Hoggie, I didn't threaten anything... Just the mere hint of a suggestion that's all. Little Green Man came to his own decision with nothing to do with me, just based on what is funny and what was not!!!!!
You would say that. A coincidence that one of your bessie mates won?

I think not.

Your secrets out evil Gert!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:48 pm

To continue the theme of sore losers!

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Post by warthog » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:52 pm

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"I'm telling you, that caption competition's bent. Gertie rigged it!"
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:58 pm

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World Record attempt turns nasty at the Galpharm Stadium when one youth claims he didn't put his hands in the air without someone saying "Simon Says".
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:To continue the theme of sore losers!

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:28 pm

warthog wrote:You would say that. A coincidence that one of your bessie mates won?

I think not.

Your secrets out evil Gert!

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:To continue the theme of sore losers!

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Let's 'ave 'em!
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Post by Gertie » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:04 am

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Post by youngmc » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:33 am

Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:To continue the theme of sore losers!

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Let's 'ave 'em!
What did i tell you lot in the briefing yesterday ' if your going under cover you need to blend in with the crowed'
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:05 am

Stewards: they're officious bullying gobshites with a Little Hitler Complex.
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:30 am

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Officer Dibble was never any good at the pre-match hide-and-seek games...
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Post by Bwfc in the bloodline » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:56 am

communistworkethic wrote:Stewards: they're officious bullying gobshites with a Little Hitler Complex.
How do you know this? Have you personally spoken to every single steward in the country?? Or is it just your opinion, because one told you off one time?

Dont stewards just uphold the rules which you should know fully about in the first place? If they didnt do their jobs would'nt they be releived of their position. In the picture the stewards really look as though they are enjoying themselves. If you ask me they just want all the chavs to sit down and stop causeing needless bother and trying to show off how 'ard they are (hard being a perception they gained whilst idolising danny dyer)
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:25 pm

have I missed something? I thought this was the caption thread? - not the 606 rant line
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