Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

[Annoyed Grunt]

I'm too much of a short arse to catch GtE's interest! He prefers his women taller!

Besides, if you believe Pirate, i'm sleeping with Robin Van Persie!

That super injunction was worth the money then?

[Gooner Girl]

I'm too much of a short arse to catch GtE's interest! He prefers his women taller!

Besides, if you believe Pirate, i'm sleeping with Robin Van Persie!

That super injunction was worth the money then?

He's mending my broken heart after GtE turned me down... But Shush! Don't tell anyone...

[Verbal]

Koscielny shows solidarity with Van Persie following Nazi celebration row

[boltonboris]

brilliant!!

[Bruce Rioja]

Father Ted, too.

[Prufrock]

I can't believe the Van Persie thing has gained the momentum it has! It's fecking ridiculous!

[thebish]

arsenal winning again... surely it must just get boring after a while... no?

[Gooner Girl]

arsenal winning again... surely it must just get boring after a while... no?

No! Never!

[thebish]

arsenal winning again... surely it must just get boring after a while... no?

No! Never!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[thebish]

I've lost track...

when is st Totteringham's day??

[Gooner Girl]

I've lost track...

when is st Totteringham's day??

Probably late this year, around the time of the season its confirmed you will be relegated?!

[thebish]

I've lost track...

when is st Totteringham's day??

Probably late this year, around the time of the season its confirmed you will be relegated?!

oooooooooooooooh! touché!

[Gooner Girl]

I've lost track...

when is st Totteringham's day??

Probably late this year, around the time of the season its confirmed you will be relegated?!

oooooooooooooooh! touché!

Spanking my bare bottom, bish?!

[Hoboh]

Got any of those chickens spare for a vindaloo bish?

[thebish]

I've lost track...

when is st Totteringham's day??

Probably late this year, around the time of the season its confirmed you will be relegated?!

oooooooooooooooh! touché!

Spanking my bare bottom, bish?!

you're not too old!

[Gooner Girl]

I've lost track...

when is st Totteringham's day??

Probably late this year, around the time of the season its confirmed you will be relegated?!

oooooooooooooooh! touché!

Spanking my bare bottom, bish?!

you're not too old!

Reckon you're quick enough to catch me?!

[malcd1]

An article in the Mirror. A Freudian Slip if I've ever heard one.

Arsenal’s Andre Santos is as satisfyingly erratic off the pitch as he is when on it.

After Saturday’s 3-0 win against West Brom, the happy full back Tweeted: “Verry good win gays!!!”

Alas, a couple of minutes later he was back with: “I'm sorry...Verry good win guys!!!”

[Gooner Girl]

This made me smile today!

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[Worthy4England]

This made me smile today!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... njury.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You'll spot, that the interviewer deliberately didn't ask what would happen in the unlikely event that Bolton came back in for him. I guess he's just settled for second best and knows we'll never make another offer now we have Nigel Reo-Coker.

[Gooner Girl]

This made me smile today!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... njury.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You'll spot, that the interviewer deliberately didn't ask what would happen in the unlikely event that Bolton came back in for him. I guess he's just settled for second best and knows we'll never make another offer now we have Nigel Reo-Coker.

Yes, i suspect he cries into his pillow every night that he can't go back and battle relegation with Bolton. Far more fun then boring old Champions league football