Today I'm angry about.....

[Gooner Girl]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

[Gary the Enfield]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

So, the truth is out!!!

[William the White]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

How tall are you? My youngest daughter is 21 in nine days time... and 4' 11" and looks about 14!

But we love her...

[Gail Platz]

Today I'm angry that some complete fecking cockend has jumped on my car, damaged all the front and roof, in addition to doing in another 4 or 5 cars near to mine was.

Luckily, the police have caught the nice person and I'll be getting a compo form through the post. I doubt I'll get any money off this prick though, his dole money won't stretch far enough to compensate me and the other drivers he's affected.

This was in Horwich by the way, scrotey nice person.

[TANGODANCER]

Today I'm angry that some complete fecking cockend has jumped on my car, damaged all the front and roof, in addition to doing in another 4 or 5 cars near to mine was.

Luckily, the police have caught the tw*t and I'll be getting a compo form through the post. I doubt I'll get any money off this prick though, his dole money won't stretch far enough to compensate me and the other drivers he's affected.

This was in Horwich by the way, scrotey tw*t.

Not sure what goes on in these peoples' heads. Saw a strange car parked near us yesterday; it had white powder all over it and eggs and other stuff smashed on it. The wipers had been wrenched apart and the hub caps were on the roof. A right royal mess. Must have been stolen first because I passed it, walking the dog, and on the way back three young Asians pulled up in another car and I heard one on his mobile telling someone "Found it, it's parked up and covered in all sorts of shxt".

Some vindictive idiots about.

[Gooner Girl]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

How tall are you? My youngest daughter is 21 in nine days time... and 4' 11" and looks about 14!

But we love her...

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

[Gary the Enfield]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

How tall are you? My youngest daughter is 21 in nine days time... and 4' 11" and looks about 14!

But we love her...

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

Oh yeah? How much under?

[Gooner Girl]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

How tall are you? My youngest daughter is 21 in nine days time... and 4' 11" and looks about 14!

But we love her...

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

Oh yeah? How much under?

Half an inch.

[thebish]

Mr GG just called me a dwarf!!!

How tall are you? My youngest daughter is 21 in nine days time... and 4' 11" and looks about 14!

But we love her...

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

Oh yeah? How much under?

Half an inch.

to a man like Gary, half an inch makes a huge difference hun!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Rounding up? tsk. You wouldn't do that with your age now would you?

[Gooner Girl]

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

Oh yeah? How much under?

Half an inch.

to a man like Gary, half an inch makes a huge difference hun!

Good point. Perhaps thats why he's so obsessed with inches

[Gooner Girl]

Rounding up? tsk. You wouldn't do that with your age now would you?

I round down. I'm just 30 really!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Me too...

[Gooner Girl]

Me too...

Haha, keep dreaming Jimbo!

[Gary the Enfield]

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

Oh yeah? How much under?

Half an inch.

to a man like Gary, half an inch makes a huge difference hun!

Good point. Perhaps thats why he's so obsessed with inches

Only around women. 'Cos if you give them an inch they take a mile!

[Hoboh]

give them an inch they usually moan about the missing seven

[Montreal Wanderer]

give them an inch they usually moan about the missing seven

Is your nickname Shorty?

[thebish]

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

I'm 5ft 11in and a bit..

and I can rest my chin on GG's head (whilst both standing up)... which must mean I have a 7in head - which sounds unlikely!!

[Gooner Girl]

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

I'm 5ft 11in and a bit..

and I can rest my chin on GG's head (whilst both standing up)... which must mean I have a 7in head - which sounds unlikely!!

Only when you have your high heels on

[thebish]

I'm just under 5'4 so not actually that short. GtE just likes teasing me that i am. It makes him feel better about being so old so i humour him. Thats what you;'re supposed to do with elderly gentlemen right?!

I'm 5ft 11in and a bit..

and I can rest my chin on GG's head (whilst both standing up)... which must mean I have a 7in head - which sounds unlikely!!

Only when you have your high heels on

ahhh - I knew there was an explanation!!