Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Prufrock]

Keira is fit, but she ain't got nothing on Audrey. Plus, she's engaged to one of the f*cking Klaxons.

[Worthy4England]

Keira is fit, but she ain't got nothing on Audrey. Plus, she's engaged to one of the f*cking Klaxons.

Audrey isn't in the same league. I'm still weighing the respective demerits of "engaged to the Klaxons" Vs "She's French". Might need to try both before coming to a conclusion.

[bobo the clown]

Keira is fit, but she ain't got nothing on ........

Oooh ..... nurse !!

[Burnden Paddock]

Keira is fit, but she ain't got nothing on ........

Oooh ..... nurse !!

Her chest?

Still fookin would mind.

[Gary the Enfield]

Keira is fit, but she ain't got nothing on Audrey. Plus, she's engaged to one of the f*cking Klaxons.

so if she married him her initials would be KKK?

[Bruce Rioja]

Bastard washing machine packed up the other night (it's been on the blink for ages) so have just waved bye bye to a post Crimble £320 for a new 'un. Niiiice. Thing is, they can't deliver it until next Sunday so now I have to take very carefully selected items of washing to my mum's for her to wash.

[bobo the clown]

Bastard washing machine packed up the other night (it's been on the blink for ages) so have just waved bye bye to a post Crimble £320 for a new 'un. Niiiice. Thing is, they can't deliver it until next Sunday so now I have to take very carefully selected items of washing to my mum's for her to wash.

Do you hae items she mustn't see ?

Do tell.

Could be e thread of it's own ; Bruce's Exotic Grunters

[Bruce Rioja]

Bastard washing machine packed up the other night (it's been on the blink for ages) so have just waved bye bye to a post Crimble £320 for a new 'un. Niiiice. Thing is, they can't deliver it until next Sunday so now I have to take very carefully selected items of washing to my mum's for her to wash.

Do you hae items she mustn't see ?

Do tell.

Could be e thread of it's own ; Bruce's Exotic Grunters

That pink t-shirt started life as a white one.

[Bruce Rioja]

Colin Murray's been sacked from MotD2, I see.

[CrazyHorse]

I've just read that now too. Mark Chapman replacing him. Always thought Murray was ok, certainly better than that fat West Brommy brummy fcker he took over from.

[Little Green Man]

Colin Murray's been sacked from MotD2, I see.

They just need to get shot of him from Radio 5Live and all will be well with the world (assuming he goes in a job lot with Alan Green, Robbie Savage, Nicky Campbell, Stephen Nolan et al.).

[Annoyed Grunt]

Colin Murray's been sacked from MotD2, I see.

Sacked?

[Harry Genshaw]

I like Murray. Always thought he gave us a fair crack of the whip when he covered us in Europe on C5, unlike some of the patronmising guff we experienced from the BBC old guard.

You really have to question the sanity of someone who would employ the likes of that self promoting tw*t Robbie Savage over Murray

[Prufrock]

I HATE Colin Murray as a DJ, and expected the same on MOTD2. Actually quite liked him on there. But then I like Savage as a pundit too.

[bobo the clown]

I HATE Colin Murray as a DJ, and expected the same on MOTD2. Actually quite liked him on there. But then I like Savage as a pundit too.

You are a sick man.

[BWFC_Insane]

I HATE Colin Murray as a DJ, and expected the same on MOTD2. Actually quite liked him on there. But then I like Savage as a pundit too.

This.

[mrkint]

I HATE Colin Murray as a DJ, and expected the same on MOTD2. Actually quite liked him on there. But then I smear my own excrement on to the kitchen ceiling.

Just thought I'd change it to something a bit less embarrassing mate.

[bobo the clown]

I HATE Colin Murray as a DJ, and expected the same on MOTD2. Actually quite liked him on there. But then I smear my own excrement on to the kitchen ceiling.

Just thought I'd change it to something a bit less embarrassing mate.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

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Schillings' involvement raises a smile.

[Prufrock]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... enter.html

Schillings' involvement raises a smile.

That is about as humourless an article as I've read for a long while. A bad presenter? Because he has an opinion, and we'd all much rather listen to the pundits? The BBC fecking pundits! I'm pretty sure Aristotle didn't write anything about TV presenting, but if he had it probably wouldn't have advised asking Alan Shearer what he thought about positioning as a full-back. More of the bullshit 'ex-pros know best'. If you are going to write an article calling somebody a dick, it's probably best to try not to come across as a dick yourself.