Kerry Katona

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Kerry Katona

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:59 pm

why?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:04 pm

Aye.
Bet you still would after a few beers though, eh? :wink:
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Post by Hoboh » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:06 pm

Why? Why what? Why was she born? Why is she on telly? why is she such a dick? why is she feckin' ugly? Why does she get under your skin? why has she no talent? why are you watching her? :wink:
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:06 pm

Good question. I came home pub on Sunday night to find Wife and Daughter watching some "documentary" about said nobody.

I asked why they would want to waste valuable minutes of their lives watching a programme about a smack-head, slapper who doesn't contribute anything to the world other than to marginally increase deforestation by taking up the odd column inch here and there...fecking beats me.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:09 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Aye.
Bet you still would after a few beers though, eh? :wink:
no. not after years in solitude with my hands tied behind my back
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:18 pm

On a Manchester bus shelter there's a large pic of said female and somebody of the male sex promoting a new dirge twaddle collection, er album,.....tied together in a straight-jacket. I thought it very appropriate.
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Post by perfan » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:30 pm

I have set the series to record, I love programmes like this, but then I'm a celebrity-obsessed, Heat-reading fool. Kerry Katona's obviously a sandwich short of a picnic; women like watching people who, although they earn more money, actually have very sad lives, maybe we like feeling superior to people. As men you should know that already :wink:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:02 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Aye.
Bet you still would after a few beers though, eh? :wink:
no. not after years in solitude with my hands tied behind my back
Come on....Don't tell me you don't find this attractive....

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:01 pm

case very much rests your honour

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Post by runningonbravado » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:06 pm

he's done ya
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:39 pm

HRG, you're ginger, you have had worse.
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Post by Batman » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:46 pm

She WAS hot, in a slightly filthy slapper way.

Now she is rough.

Still would.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:59 pm

Batman wrote:She WAS hot, in a slightly filthy slapper way.

Now she is rough.

Still would.
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Post by fatshaft » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:16 pm

Batman wrote:She WAS hot, in a slightly filthy slapper way.

Now she is rough.

Still would.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:24 pm

communistworkethic wrote:HRG, you're ginger, you have had worse.
finding it hard to pick holes in that
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Post by fatshaft » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:45 pm

Batman wrote:She WAS hot, in a slightly filthy slapper way.

Now she is rough.

Still would.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:38 pm

Interesting set of pics there FS. Someone's been very busy with the airbrush in the first; someone's patiently waited in a gutter for the latter ones...
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:44 pm

Is she not just pregnant in the last two?
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Post by fatshaft » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:48 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Is she not just pregnant in the last two?
In fairness yes, but she's not exactly "glowing" :wink:
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Post by malcd1 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:52 pm

fatshaft wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Is she not just pregnant in the last two?
In fairness yes, but she's not exactly "glowing" :wink:
That's because she's a pig.
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