Official Abs is a dick thread

[CAPSLOCK]

Cahill wouldn't improve us, we don't need him


Aye, jog on cockend

[Annoyed Grunt]

He'd be there joint top scored.

[officer_dibble]

Hahahaha. or lol as i might say on twitter.

that will be £15m please arsene

[Verbal]

[Annoyed Grunt]

He'll be starting in their next game.

[lovethesmellofnapalm]

offer them Knight for 6 mill- that'll "improve them"

[TKIZ!]

Sell them Knight and Cahill as a pair for £100m

[jaffka]

yep defo abs is a cock end

[plymouth wanderer]

ABS sir

you are tw@t

[Verbal]

[CrazyHorse]

Posted just to bump the thread.

[jaffka]

how about a sticky?

[plymouth wanderer]

how about a sticky?

Give me 2 seconds mate

[Worthy4England]

So is Abs a dick?

[TKIZ!]

A c0ckend and make no mistake

[Lofthouse Lower]

[Verbal]

preferred my one

[mrpiccollo]

signed

[Lofthouse Lower]

FAO of Abs

It was a great weekend for the Arsenal, who scored two goals at Manchester United in the league for the first time since 1985 and were a Robin van Persie penalty away from the heady heights of notching three, a feat not achieved since 1971. A season-defining performance, and one that allowed Arsene Wenger to slip into a post-match state of serenity: according to reports, he sat in the Old Trafford dressing room after the game in total silence, lost in the moment, staring blankly at the walls, no doubt letting wave after blissful wave of satisfaction crash over him, his wholesale commitment to progressive attacking football having once again been completely vindicated.


This pioneer refuses to stand still, though. Like all the great managers, Wenger can spot minor flaws which the untrained eye of the average punter misses, and to this end is about to improve on perfection with the £10m capture of Per Mertesacker. The 6ft 6in German international is a class act: the captain of Werder Bremen, he was the senior figure in a defence that was one of only four to concede 60 or more goals in last season's Bundesliga. But that's not really the point.


Most important, of course, is Mertesacker's attacking potency: dangerous at set pieces, he's scored 19 Bundesliga goals since his top-flight debut for Hanover in 2003. At nearly 2.4 goals per season, that's a rate not far off established top-class strikers such as Marouanne Chamakh or Nicklas Bendtner. A couple of training sessions with Wenger and this guy will be the new Gerd Muller for sure (although even better, one would assume, as Muller shoddily insisted on taking shots at goal without pausing to consider aesthetics, or whether an attempt could be made to slowly walk the ball into the net instead).


Mertesacker is due to have a medical late this afternoon, though getting an appointment with Arsenal's quack might prove tricky, as most of the squad are camped out in his waiting room hoping to get some of those special boxes of Nurofen Plus that really take the edge off the old central nervous system. The feelgood factor at the Emirates doesn't stop there, either. Striker Park Chu-young of newly-relegated Monaco has already joined today, as will Brazilian full-back Andre Santos, who is all about bombing down the wing and scoring goals and leaving acres of grass behind him, and will be fresh and raring to go having come from Fenerbahce, where he won't have played a competitive game in quite a while. It's a great time to be a Gunner, and it's going to get even better!

[mrpiccollo]

just thought id bump this thread to reming abs how liked and wanted on this forum he is (strange hes still not got the message)