Idiotic Facebook Statuses

[hbk4894]

his post is from another forum so i thought it be the start of the thread on this page

old school chum wrote this-

"woooof 2nyts gna b a gd gd nyt wooop woooop gna b sikkkk blad"

I wish I could say he was being sarcastic.

And before anyone asks, yes, I could delete these people, but I really have to know how they all end up in life.

So, do you have any friends who write things so bloody stupid you feel the need to share them with the rest of us?

[Annoyed Grunt]

Could we have that in English?

[davroduk]

Could we have that in English?

Think he means he is going to have a good night out.

[Bruce Rioja]

"woooof 2nyts gna b a gd gd nyt wooop woooop gna b sikkkk blad"

I take it that your pal fell asleep with his head on his keyboard then!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Could we have that in English?

Think he means he is going to have a good night out.

Ah, cheers. Sorry, I'm not 12.

[Worthy4England]

"woooof 2nyts gna b a gd gd nyt wooop woooop gna b sikkkk blad"

I take it that your pal fell asleep with his head on his keyboard then!

I understand the vernacular for that particular event is qwertyhead.

[Bruce Rioja]

"woooof 2nyts gna b a gd gd nyt wooop woooop gna b sikkkk blad"

I take it that your pal fell asleep with his head on his keyboard then!

I understand the vernacular for that particular event is qwertyhead.

Tsssk. You're just soooooo fecking with it.

[Gooner Girl]

So, do you have any friends who write things so bloody stupid you feel the need to share them with the rest of us?

Some of my facebook friends write about just how great Bolton Wanderers FC are!!!

[boltonboris]

I always chuckle when I see people had updated their status at 2 - 3 o'clock in the morning, complaining that they couldn't sleep.

Well, you're not going to staring at a bright screen are you?!!?!

[jimbo]

I hate the generic Sunday morning 'OMG so rough after last nyt, never drinkin again lolz'

[TANGODANCER]

I hate the generic Sunday morning 'OMG so rough after last nyt, never drinkin again lolz'

The amount of people using "OMG" tends to indicate atheism is on the way out, at least amongst the Twitterati.

[Dwight Schrute]

What gets me is the 'middle name' thing that goes around.

John BWFC Muamba Jones or Bob Pisshead Roberts etc

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I prefer not to read it as its mostly 30-odd year old women banging on about their fcking kids non stop.

[Gooner Girl]

I prefer not to read it as its mostly 30-odd year old women banging on about their fcking kids non stop.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

No...i mean NON-stop, some of them.
I'm sure you're not that bad !

[Gooner Girl]

No...i mean NON-stop, some of them.
I'm sure you're not that bad !

Well i do try not to be too much of a baby bore. I post about Arsenal and chickens too

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Hmm...Arsenal and chickens in the same sentence...it's almost like they belong together !

[Gooner Girl]

Hmm...Arsenal and chickens in the same sentence...it's almost like they belong together !

Watch it Buster! (i do have a duck called Thierry...)

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Is that cos of the a l'orange connection?
Thierry>Terry>Orange>Terry's (chocolate) orange>Duck>Duck a l'orange ?
Or am i giving you too much credit and you're not that smart...?

[Gooner Girl]

Is that cos of the a l'orange connection?
Thierry>Terry>Orange>Terry's (chocolate) orange>Duck>Duck a l'orange ?
Or am i giving you too much credit and you're not that smart...?

You're thinking far too deeply about it Jimmy! Its a case of when i got him Thierry Henry was still at Arsenal - as was Kolo Toure who my other duck was named after, but sadly Kolo disapeared - perhaps off to Man City, but more likely eaten by a fox or now living on the village pond where i am sure i spotted him one day!