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who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by thebish » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:28 pm

http://m.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11402 ... _/?ref=mry" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


i think i could pass for a middle-aged Taddy... not sure how big a bar tab I could run up on that, though...

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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:35 pm

I noticed this and was waiting for a deluge of comments about people pretending to be current BWFC players, for example a number of the first team squad.
There, I got the obvious one in first. (Boom-tish, ah-hank-you).
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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:35 pm

Diniyar Bilyaletdinov. Not a wanderer but he's who i've got my eye on should a credit fraud be necessary.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:41 pm

LeverEnd wrote:I noticed this and was waiting for a deluge of comments about people pretending to be current BWFC players, for example a number of the first team squad.
There, I got the obvious one in first. (Boom-tish, ah-hank-you).
I don't think the police have sophisticated enough resources to spot the difference between our first eleven and any random eleven picked from the crowd. TBH.
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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:51 pm

Oscar Perez.

Prove I'm wrong.

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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by officer_dibble » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:07 pm

Mixu Paatelainen of the Bolton coroners office

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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by TKIZ! » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:12 pm

Tony Kelly
Pfffft.

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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:34 pm

Arnar Gunlargsssson. I'm bald and i can mince quite convincingly.
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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by thebish » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:34 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Mixu Paatelainen of the Bolton coroners office
:D

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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:07 pm

Frannie Lee, if only he'd put a bit of weight on.

AND I know loads about bog rolls.
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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:28 pm

Jimmy Phillips. I have 2 left feet. Neither of which were any good :(
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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by Worthy4England » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:14 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Tony Kelly
I'm in much better ahem "shape" for that gig, although I could probably get away with Jamie Pollock, if I did a few laps...

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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by thebish » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:21 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Tony Kelly
I'm in much better ahem "shape" for that gig, although I could probably get away with Jamie Pollock, if I did a few laps...
you're ALREADY pretending to be someone!

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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by a1 » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:29 pm

owen coyle

just to see what i can cadge for nowt

#prestonsofboltonfreebies

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Re: who would YOU pretend to be??

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:54 pm

Permed mullet wig on and then go and lord it over the working mens' clubs of Sutton Coldfield as Barry Cowdrill.
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