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I have a question for the PM from 'Kermit' who asks if he at least bought her dinner first?
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I have a question for the PM from 'Kermit' who asks if he at least bought her dinner first?
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Well, sort of. It's a long story.LeverEnd wrote:Why were you banned from the loacl butchers as well as Greenhalgh's, Tesco etc?bobo the clown wrote:I'd not want all my University moments exposing tbf.
I wonder if it was hilal ?
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Just a thought, but are we certain it wasnt Eric Pickles??
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Bobo shagged Eric Pickles?Bijou Bob wrote:Just a thought, but are we certain it wasnt Eric Pickles??
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I'm a tad disappointed with the has tag #piggate. # felategate is, as someone pointed out, so much betterer.
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It's his pork kids I feel sorry for.
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We all misheard Cameron... It was a Pig Society he was after.
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When Corbyn admitted he'd shagged that pig Abbot, Cameron probably felt more able to admit his indiscretion
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I liked Swine/11Bijou Bob wrote:I'm a tad disappointed with the has tag #piggate. # felategate is, as someone pointed out, so much betterer.
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He can't comment on the story today, as he's off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig
Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
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Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.Worthy4England wrote:He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig
Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
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I'd have to look up on the Daily Mail "Depths of Depravity" scale, which dictates the font size for headlines, to see which is worse...bobo the clown wrote:Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.Worthy4England wrote:He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig
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New! Cassetteboy vs David Cameron #GettinPiggyWithIt https://t.co/CwGeSK5lQG" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I'm still giggling.
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I mean, in all sincerity, todgering a beheaded hog's gob in front of witnesses has got to be a basis for impeachment (or the UK equivalent) surely?
I reckon the police ought to launch an inquiry, Operation Ham(primemini)ster
I reckon the police ought to launch an inquiry, Operation Ham(primemini)ster
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Bijou Bob wrote:New! Cassetteboy vs David Cameron #GettinPiggyWithIt https://t.co/CwGeSK5lQG" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I've enjoyed today so much. It's the perfect news story.
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orally fckg a dead pigs head whilst a student .v. as a PM the gay fisting of a serving PM of another nation.Worthy4England wrote:I'd have to look up on the Daily Mail "Depths of Depravity" scale, which dictates the font size for headlines, to see which is worse...bobo the clown wrote:Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.Worthy4England wrote:He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig
Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
I suppose it comes down to consent really.
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Could be really ham-fisted, if they got 'em mixed up....bobo the clown wrote:orally fckg a dead pigs head what a student .v. as a PM the gay fisting of a serving PM of another nation.Worthy4England wrote:I'd have to look up on the Daily Mail "Depths of Depravity" scale, which dictates the font size for headlines, to see which is worse...bobo the clown wrote:Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.Worthy4England wrote:He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig
Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
I suppose it comes to consent really.
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Surely not such a big deal. He just put it in as part of an student initiation. It's not as if he went whole hog.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I mean, in all sincerity, todgering a beheaded hog's gob in front of witnesses has got to be a basis for impeachment (or the UK equivalent) surely?
I reckon the police ought to launch an inquiry, Operation Ham(primemini)ster
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I'm really not sure this story is kosher. .....
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