West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Liverpool really are a bunch of wasters
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I read this morning that he needs some sort of surgery that will keep him out for the first 4 months of the season, so West Ham are trying to reduce the fee (rightly so) or bugger him back off to Liverpool.
Could be 'deal-off'
Could be 'deal-off'
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What a shame.
To be fair to Carroll, he's found some form and who better to manage a player of his style than our former friend ? Though I'd read that he was still really, deep down, seeking to return to Newcastle and was also toying with some of the mega-money clubs in Europe. One thing's for sure Rodgers doesn't fancy him.
To be fair to Carroll, he's found some form and who better to manage a player of his style than our former friend ? Though I'd read that he was still really, deep down, seeking to return to Newcastle and was also toying with some of the mega-money clubs in Europe. One thing's for sure Rodgers doesn't fancy him.
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I think he's a good player.. Not his fault Liverpool vastly, vastly overpaid for him.
Think if he can stay fit, then he's good for 15-20 goals a season. I'd have him leading the line for England with the granny shagger behind him.
Think if he can stay fit, then he's good for 15-20 goals a season. I'd have him leading the line for England with the granny shagger behind him.
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Makes you appreciate the job Sam did for us in getting Davies on a free.
As for the England stuff Boris, I've got to disagree, I just don't think he has the quality to be playing above mid-table Premier League level.
As for the England stuff Boris, I've got to disagree, I just don't think he has the quality to be playing above mid-table Premier League level.
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Suits England perfectly then! Average.
I'd have him in front of a Wilshere, Rooney and Walcott triumvirate (right word) with Carrick and Gerrard sat behind them. Get him to pummel their defence for an hour and if he's fvcked bring Sturridge on
I'd have him in front of a Wilshere, Rooney and Walcott triumvirate (right word) with Carrick and Gerrard sat behind them. Get him to pummel their defence for an hour and if he's fvcked bring Sturridge on
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We'd be in danger of playing "the English way" then ... & terrifying the defences so used to taking their time and strolling about.boltonboris wrote:Suits England perfectly then! Average.
I'd have him in front of a Wilshere, Rooney and Walcott triumvirate (right word) with Carrick and Gerrard sat behind them. Get him to pummel their defence for an hour and if he's fvcked bring Sturridge on
No, no ... that would never do. We must play the European way .... & badly.
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Andy Carroll would be a good signing for them. Pretty sure he's England material but then again I don't pretend to know how to play tippy tappy football. Big man up front have him winning as much as possible and then get the team playing from there. Playing out from the back is madness.
As an aside I wouldn't mind a punt on Carlton Cole, seemingly better than what we have now, although i'm sure Hammers fans might disagree.
As an aside I wouldn't mind a punt on Carlton Cole, seemingly better than what we have now, although i'm sure Hammers fans might disagree.
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No better than what we have in my opinion. We already have strikers who can't score.
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West Ham captain Kevin Nolan says 24-year-old striker Andy Carroll could help the Hammers qualify for Europe next season.


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A teeny weeny bit optimistic I'd saythebish wrote:West Ham captain Kevin Nolan says 24-year-old striker Andy Carroll could help the Hammers qualify for Europe next season.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
I think he is more than that he is an excellent player, the closest thing to SKD ever.boltonboris wrote:I think he's a good player.. Not his fault Liverpool vastly, vastly overpaid for him.
Think if he can stay fit, then he's good for 15-20 goals a season. I'd have him leading the line for England with the granny shagger behind him.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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I'd say the closest thing to SKD are his kidsbwfcdan94 wrote:I think he is more than that he is an excellent player, the closest thing to SKD ever.boltonboris wrote:I think he's a good player.. Not his fault Liverpool vastly, vastly overpaid for him.
Think if he can stay fit, then he's good for 15-20 goals a season. I'd have him leading the line for England with the granny shagger behind him.

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Ha Ha.
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Well which is it, his kids or his wife? Or aare they having a group hug?
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West Ham Stadium Announcer's resignation statement.
http://jeremynicholas.co.uk/dt_portfoli ... ut-jeremy/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Uncommonly dignified.Bruce Rioja wrote:West Ham Stadium Announcer's resignation statement.
http://jeremynicholas.co.uk/dt_portfoli ... ut-jeremy/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Meanwhile £15m superstar on £80k+ per week hasn't kicked a ball this week.
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Nor will he be doing for some time, I understand.bobo the clown wrote:Uncommonly dignified.Bruce Rioja wrote:West Ham Stadium Announcer's resignation statement.
http://jeremynicholas.co.uk/dt_portfoli ... ut-jeremy/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Meanwhile £15m superstar on £80k+ per week hasn't kicked a ball this week.
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