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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:35 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
Actually, no. This is salvational. It means getting rid of a dick/prick/cock* at no cost to the club. It's more miraculous than what Mother Theresa didn't do!

* enter your own priapic adjective here.
Aye but who will take the decision on an appointment? I just wanted new owners to come in and get rid then make a positive appointment.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:38 pm

Could lead to the oldest player stepping up to become manager. That'd be Heskey
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:41 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
Actually, no. This is salvational. It means getting rid of a dick/prick/cock* at no cost to the club. It's more miraculous than what Mother Theresa didn't do!

* enter your own priapic adjective here.
Aye but who will take the decision on an appointment? I just wanted new owners to come in and get rid then make a positive appointment.
Sorry, can't help there. I'm still sitting on the panic fanny fence between glum and morose. I don't think these new owners exist, not until administration comes along anyway.
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Post by Hoboh » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:45 pm

I wonder if Jose fancies keeping his hand in for a couple of weeks, on a voluntary basis so as not to harm his Chelsea pay off..........

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:11 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Could lead to the oldest player stepping up to become manager. That'd be Heskey
If it keeps him off the pitch.......

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Post by Riviman » Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:18 pm

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:25 pm

The headline is complete bollocks to start with... Any investigation is to do with:
Making illegal threatening statements.
Lying about reporting Blackmail to the police.
Using club facilities/revenues to his own benefit.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:09 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
And bring in who? Steve Wigley? We're toxic, mate. They need to understand that, and I'm guessing that they might.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:35 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
Well, unless the contract states "you will not shag youngish local women ... & especially not ones with big, publicity hungry, orifices" probably not. That she's blabbed and brought the club's name into it is unhelpful for him.

The stuff about her being around at the club hotel isn't good, but if people knew & ignored it may mean it was effectively tolerated.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:43 pm

From that BN story, though:

"It is thought Lennon, who has a son with long-term partner Irene McCloy and lives at Markland Hill, Bolton, is unlikely to be present at a press conference later this week to preview the Boxing Day game against Rotherham United.

Wanderers have said he will not be commenting on the matter.

It is not yet known whether Lennon or his assistant Garry Parker, who was also mentioned in the story, will be at the match against one of Wanderers’ closest rivals in the relegation fight."

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:45 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
And bring in who? Steve Wigley? We're toxic, mate. They need to understand that, and I'm guessing that they might.
Oh I think you know...

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Course, even if they binned Lennon, they'd still have to pay off Garry Parker and Steve Walford, who presumably haven't done anything sackable, or at least in breach of contract... (Legal note: not that Lennon has been proven to have done so either...)

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:49 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
Well, unless the contract states "you will not shag youngish local women ... & especially not ones with big, publicity hungry, orifices" probably not. That she's blabbed and brought the club's name into it is unhelpful for him.

The stuff about her being around at the club hotel isn't good, but if people knew & ignored it may mean it was effectively tolerated.
It doesn't matter whether it states that^. What it certainly won't state is that he can threaten people or falsely blackmail them.
Fxcking Hell, can you not see that. Really?
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:He could bugger chickens in his back bedroom for all I care. I just want him to get us up the table.
Surely that's only compulsory at Blackburn?

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:07 pm

Thinking about this, my first reaction was, a non statement.

However more I consider it, the more I think it sounds like the club want an excuse to get rid if there is a possible one there. Otherwise they'd surely just ignore this. I mean what can they investigate? The affair is neither here nor there contracturally. Any of the breaking the law allegations would need something far beyond a club enquiry. So all they could use here is that he wined and dined her, so to speak, on club time. Which as someone says, if he did was surely not a secret?

Either it is the most pointless investigation ever, or they want an excuse.

Iles reckons he won't be doing the press conference before the next game and might not be in the dugout either pending the investigation result.

I reckon he's safe though unless they can find a cast iron guarantee they can make something stick that will cost them nowt...they won't risk compensation.

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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:07 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:She seems a love as well. "I'm going to tell your Mrs." ... so he tell his Mrs. so to head that off at the pass, only to find the bits already told her".

You wonder whether she didn't always see him as a gravy train.

Anyway. It's a lesson to all of you out there.
Whereas, he saw her as what? The love of his life?

It's the 21st century, lads; you're allowed a more sophisticated view of women than in the 1970s.
Aye, the concept of gold diggers has completely vanished now we're in the 2010's...

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:14 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:She seems a love as well. "I'm going to tell your Mrs." ... so he tell his Mrs. so to head that off at the pass, only to find the bits already told her".

You wonder whether she didn't always see him as a gravy train.

Anyway. It's a lesson to all of you out there.
Whereas, he saw her as what? The love of his life?

It's the 21st century, lads; you're allowed a more sophisticated view of women than in the 1970s.
Aye, the concept of gold diggers has completely vanished now we're in the 2010's...
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Post by Prufrock » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:29 pm

That first question at 56 secs is genuinely one of my favourite comedy moments. It's such a perfect joke.
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Post by TonyDomingos » Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:41 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Iles reckons club are looking to see if there are grounds for breach of contract and sacking.

This is a total mess on top of a total mess.
Well, unless the contract states "you will not shag youngish local women ... & especially not ones with big, publicity hungry, orifices" probably not. That she's blabbed and brought the club's name into it is unhelpful for him.

The stuff about her being around at the club hotel isn't good, but if people knew & ignored it may mean it was effectively tolerated.
I'm astounded you still want to blame this on the young woman involved rather than the 40-odd year old serial adulterer.

You really ought to try joining the modern age, mate.
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Post by TonyDomingos » Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:48 pm

Bruce / LLS - the damned were a bit mediocre tonight. Comedy gold - as ever - but a little bit going through the motions. That said, New Rose, Neat Neat Neat & Smash It Up were class.
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Post by jonnycooper » Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:25 am

Methinks he's taken charge of Wanderers for the last time on Saturday!

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