TW Caption Competition Part 2

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:13 pm

Specsavers, and I got em on loan without paying a penny. Do yer think I look like Dalziel?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:26 pm

He's a shady one that Allardyce - say Panorama

Spaced · Post by **Spaced** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:57 pm

My name is Sam Allardyce...I had an accident and i woke up in 1973...Am i mad, in a coma, back in time and did i really accept a job offer from Newcastle United?

Muse · Post by **Muse** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:25 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Here's fatty

Spaced · Post by **Spaced** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:53 pm

Muse wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

One large packet of brown envelopes please

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:33 pm

You haven't seen me, right?

cophilie · Post by **cophilie** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:19 pm

Still smiling,Sam wondered how to free himself for the narrow gap he had inadvertently become stuck in.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:28 pm

Big Sam attends Alan Shearer's first prostate examination.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:34 pm

Freddy Shephard's instruction to " Look sharp and galvanise this place into action was badly interpreted by the new manager.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:18 pm

Nobody pays Burtons! (The older guys will appreciate it.)

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:46 am

even though allardyce's head could just about still fit through the door, his belly couldn't

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:02 am

Allardyce decided disguise was best as he went to pick up his brown paper bags

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:05 am

I was hoping someone would come out with something like

'Allardyce was caught on camera leaving the BWFC backroom staff tea room yesterday'

Still, I liked the simple line:

communistworkethic wrote:You haven't seen me, right?

Crack on comrade.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:47 pm

ta very much like.....

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:10 pm

I'm playing with Rooney next season... the one with the ears??

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:36 pm

Would you Adam it, another Berkshire acting all mutton!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:39 pm

Yokels rejoice and heckle during the village's annual 'Running of the retard'

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:42 pm

I'm getting my ears pinned back. If successful, they should look something like this.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:06 pm

Oi, Lineker

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:30 pm

Wisely, Tevez shields his ears from Mick Hucknall.

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