TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:13 pm

Specsavers, and I got em on loan without paying a penny. Do yer think I look like Dalziel?

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:26 pm

He's a shady one that Allardyce - say Panorama

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Post by Spaced » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:57 pm

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My name is Sam Allardyce...I had an accident and i woke up in 1973...Am i mad, in a coma, back in time and did i really accept a job offer from Newcastle United?
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Post by Muse » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:25 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
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Here's fatty

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Post by Spaced » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:53 pm

Muse wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
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One large packet of brown envelopes please
"It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence."

"What, like It's A Knockout?"

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:33 pm

You haven't seen me, right?

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Post by cophilie » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:19 pm

Still smiling,Sam wondered how to free himself for the narrow gap he had inadvertently become stuck in.

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:28 pm

Big Sam attends Alan Shearer's first prostate examination.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:34 pm

Freddy Shephard's instruction to " Look sharp and galvanise this place into action was badly interpreted by the new manager.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:18 pm

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:46 am

even though allardyce's head could just about still fit through the door, his belly couldn't

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:02 am

Allardyce decided disguise was best as he went to pick up his brown paper bags
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:05 am

I was hoping someone would come out with something like

'Allardyce was caught on camera leaving the BWFC backroom staff tea room yesterday'

Still, I liked the simple line:

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:47 pm

ta very much like.....



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Post by thebish » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:10 pm

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I'm playing with Rooney next season... the one with the ears??

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:36 pm

Would you Adam it, another Berkshire acting all mutton!

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Post by Verbal » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:39 pm

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Yokels rejoice and heckle during the village's annual 'Running of the retard'
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:06 pm

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Oi, Lineker

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