TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by youngmc » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:11 am

communistworkethic wrote:
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communistworkethic wrote:Light In-Fart-ry.
Well done commie it was a close call between you and TD but you win, Just. :D
cheers, here you go guys try this for size....


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And all of a sudden as i came round the bend this feckin chair appears from nowhere, i swerve and hit a tree. As i was sitting there thinking 'shit the bosses cars a writeoff, he is gonna sack me for this i wish the ground would open up and swallow me', and guess what it bloody did.
CHOO CHOO CHOOCHOO TRAIN!

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Post by Gertie » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:19 am

A badly parked silver Beetle, what are you trying to suggest Mr Workethic?

Very low shot, very low indeed :evil: :whack:

p.s this isn't an entry, it's a complaint :cry:

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:35 am

Passenger: I said look out for the gully, not goalie!

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Post by Backgammon » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:07 pm

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Due to the lack of spaces within inner-city car parks, many drivers have now resorted to tunnelling to the centre of the earth to find a free spot.
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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:11 pm

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Mario Jardel test-drives his new Beetle

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:13 pm

Well, see, these guys said they had some tarmac left over from a job....and, well, how was I to know FFS?
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Post by Backgammon » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:25 pm

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Tougher measures for drivers who failed to 'pay and display' were finally approved today, after tests in Blackburn proved remarkably successful.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:06 pm

I wasn't going to post this, the little voice in my head made me do it...



Always trying to hide your Beetle bonnet? Then try new Fanny-Fade discretely padded slacks!

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:22 pm

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"The day after tomorrow my arse!! If they are going to make a film, leave bloody warning signs out!!"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:03 pm

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Nobody puts Pixie in a crater! :?
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Post by Gertie » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:02 pm

On her 3,456th attempt to park her bug Gertie was finally satisfied, it was vaguely straight and at least she could climb out the hatchback... which she had a tendancy to leave open anyways.

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:02 pm

Well LGM had two strong contenders and I was sorely tempted to request Bruce be banned for his effort.

But in the circumstances I felt I had to give Gertie one, just for honesty....


Gertie wrote:On her 3,456th attempt to park her bug Gertie was finally satisfied, it was vaguely straight and at least she could climb out the hatchback... which she had a tendancy to leave open anyways.
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house

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Post by Gertie » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:08 pm

Well thanks Commie, the first time my dreadful parking skills have won me anything apart from scorn and ridicule.... Happened again..

See what you can do with this....



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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:14 pm

What do you think she sees in the millionaire heir to the throne of Kablobistan?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:14 pm

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Spot the lottery winner!
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:17 pm

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Spot the lottery winner![/quote]

Lori had misunderstood completely when Chad had said he'd be eating her later.
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Post by white blood » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:18 pm

Come see, ive modelled my new pool fountains on you!

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Post by americantrotter » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:21 pm

Hooker. Vegas. End of.

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Post by cophilie » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:31 pm

"OK Stacey, truth or dare?"
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:39 pm

Christ, his love handles are bigger than her arse! (Not an entry, by the way.)
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