TW Caption Competition Part 2

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:11 am

communistworkethic wrote:
youngmc wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Light In-Fart-ry.
Well done commie it was a close call between you and TD but you win, Just.
cheers, here you go guys try this for size....

And all of a sudden as i came round the bend this feckin chair appears from nowhere, i swerve and hit a tree. As i was sitting there thinking 'shit the bosses cars a writeoff, he is gonna sack me for this i wish the ground would open up and swallow me', and guess what it bloody did.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:19 am

A badly parked silver Beetle, what are you trying to suggest Mr Workethic?

Very low shot, very low indeed

p.s this isn't an entry, it's a complaint

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:35 am

Passenger: I said look out for the gully, not goalie!

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:07 pm

Due to the lack of spaces within inner-city car parks, many drivers have now resorted to tunnelling to the centre of the earth to find a free spot.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:11 pm

Mario Jardel test-drives his new Beetle

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:13 pm

Well, see, these guys said they had some tarmac left over from a job....and, well, how was I to know FFS?

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:25 pm

Tougher measures for drivers who failed to 'pay and display' were finally approved today, after tests in Blackburn proved remarkably successful.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:06 pm

I wasn't going to post this, the little voice in my head made me do it...

Always trying to hide your Beetle bonnet? Then try new Fanny-Fade discretely padded slacks!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:22 pm

"The day after tomorrow my arse!! If they are going to make a film, leave bloody warning signs out!!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:03 pm

Nobody puts Pixie in a crater!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:02 pm

On her 3,456th attempt to park her bug Gertie was finally satisfied, it was vaguely straight and at least she could climb out the hatchback... which she had a tendancy to leave open anyways.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:02 pm

Well LGM had two strong contenders and I was sorely tempted to request Bruce be banned for his effort.

But in the circumstances I felt I had to give Gertie one, just for honesty....

Gertie wrote:On her 3,456th attempt to park her bug Gertie was finally satisfied, it was vaguely straight and at least she could climb out the hatchback... which she had a tendancy to leave open anyways.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:08 pm

Well thanks Commie, the first time my dreadful parking skills have won me anything apart from scorn and ridicule.... Happened again..

See what you can do with this....

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:14 pm

What do you think she sees in the millionaire heir to the throne of Kablobistan?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:14 pm

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Spot the lottery winner!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:17 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:

Spot the lottery winner![/quote]

Lori had misunderstood completely when Chad had said he'd be eating her later.

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:18 pm

Come see, ive modelled my new pool fountains on you!

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:21 pm

Hooker. Vegas. End of.

cophilie · Post by **cophilie** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:31 pm

"OK Stacey, truth or dare?"
"Dare"

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:39 pm

Christ, his love handles are bigger than her arse! (Not an entry, by the way.)

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