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Post by clapton is god » Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:33 pm

Mrs C on husband number three and me on wife number two so we both make mistakes from time to time but are very forgiving about it. My excuse is that former and present have only one letter difference in their given names.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:22 am

I not only am murder at remembering names but I also have this habit of thinking that if I speak to somebody reasonably regularly and then I see someone who I think is them in the street I will go and say hello to them resulting in some very strange looks from people when I start asking questions like how are the kids to people I have never even spoken to in my life before who I think is my next door neighbour.
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Post by boltonboris » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:36 am

My Dad manages to get through every feckin member of his extended family before he gets my name right.

"Ermm.. Wayne, John, Mike, Carol, Phil, Irene, Alan. N.. Ne... NEIL!!"

Well done Dad.
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Post by malcd1 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:10 am

boltonboris wrote:My Dad manages to get through every feckin member of his extended family before he gets my name right.

"Ermm.. Wayne, John, Mike, Carol, Phil, Irene, Alan. N.. Ne... NEIL!!"

Well done Dad.
My mum does that with her grand children.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:40 am

boltonboris wrote:My Dad manages to get through every feckin member of his extended family before he gets my name right.

"Ermm.. Wayne, John, Mike, Carol, Phil, Irene, Alan. N.. Ne... NEIL!!"

Well done Dad.

boris, surely? :conf:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by boltonboris » Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:53 am

Boris is my middle name
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:04 pm

boltonboris wrote:Boris is my middle name

Neil Boris Shirley?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:54 pm

Big kerfuffle on Marsh Lane/Lucas Road not far from us today. Police everywhere, helicopter, the full issue, Marsh Lane closed off completely. . Apparently a bloke and a woman got stabbed around 3-0'clock. No more details yet but it should be on Granada Reports.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:51 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Big kerfuffle on Marsh Lane/Lucas Road not far from us today. Police everywhere, helicopter, the full issue, Marsh Lane closed off completely. . Apparently a bloke and a woman got stabbed around 3-0'clock. No more details yet but it should be on Granada Reports.
Can I say only in Farnworth :wink: .
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Post by thebish » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:12 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Big kerfuffle on Marsh Lane/Lucas Road not far from us today. Police everywhere, helicopter, the full issue, Marsh Lane closed off completely. . Apparently a bloke and a woman got stabbed around 3-0'clock. No more details yet but it should be on Granada Reports.
Can I say only in Farnworth :wink: .

only if you really believe that Farnworth is the only place where people stab people. otherwise it would be a stupid and meaningless thing to say...
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:48 pm

Agreed I wont say as such.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:56 pm

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Oh, I do hope it is.........
I still maintain it was Bobo http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10 ... ostpopular

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:24 am

right, what do you call these things and where do you get em?

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:34 am

General Mannerheim wrote:right, what do you call these things and where do you get em?

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They are called Flex Tubs. You can get them in any good Tack Shop, Saddlery, Hardware Store, or Gardening Centre.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:34 am

next...
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:39 am

Rubble buckets.
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Post by Athers » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:41 am

Bought one in ASDA this summer to use as an ice/water bucket - couple of quid.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:42 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Rubble buckets.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:16 pm

Asda eh? Nice. WTF is a tack shop or a saddlery?? Do they have em in B&Q?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:22 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Asda eh? Nice. WTF is a tack shop or a saddlery?? Do they have em in B&Q?

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You've obviously not got a horse then General.

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