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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:53 pm

Thanks for the congrats all.

Boris, bet your wife isn't looking forward to leaving the little one and going back. Its good she's filling her days with fun things and good that you are being an understanding, nice husband. I live by the rule that you only get the childrens childhood to enjoy for a limited time. Housework is there forever. why waste time doing that when you could be spending more time with the kids?

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:57 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Thanks for the congrats all.

Boris, bet your wife isn't looking forward to leaving the little one and going back. Its good she's filling her days with fun things and good that you are being an understanding, nice husband. I live by the rule that you only get the childrens childhood to enjoy for a limited time. Housework is there forever. why waste time doing that when you could be spending more time with the kids?
Very similar outlooks you and I. I live by the rule that housework is a pain in the arse, why waste time doing that when you could be doing almost anything else?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:09 pm

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Gooner Girl wrote:Thanks for the congrats all.

Boris, bet your wife isn't looking forward to leaving the little one and going back. Its good she's filling her days with fun things and good that you are being an understanding, nice husband. I live by the rule that you only get the childrens childhood to enjoy for a limited time. Housework is there forever. why waste time doing that when you could be spending more time with the kids?
Very similar outlooks you and I. I live by the rule that housework is a pain in the arse, why waste time doing that when you could be doing almost anything else?
don't think anyone would have on their gravestone 'I regret doing more house work'. Never ending battle in my house anyway with messy husband, 2 toddlers, dog, 2 cats, 3 chickens and 2 ducks... Its hard enough keeping on top of the washing.

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:12 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Thanks for the congrats all.

Boris, bet your wife isn't looking forward to leaving the little one and going back. Its good she's filling her days with fun things and good that you are being an understanding, nice husband. I live by the rule that you only get the childrens childhood to enjoy for a limited time. Housework is there forever. why waste time doing that when you could be spending more time with the kids?
Very similar outlooks you and I. I live by the rule that housework is a pain in the arse, why waste time doing that when you could be doing almost anything else?
don't think anyone would have on their gravestone 'I regret doing more house work'. Never ending battle in my house anyway with messy husband, 2 toddlers, dog, 2 cats, 3 chickens and 2 ducks... Its hard enough keeping on top of the washing.
Well, no wonder you struggle if you try & do all that whilst sitting on the washing pile !!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:15 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Thanks for the congrats all.

Boris, bet your wife isn't looking forward to leaving the little one and going back. Its good she's filling her days with fun things and good that you are being an understanding, nice husband. I live by the rule that you only get the childrens childhood to enjoy for a limited time. Housework is there forever. why waste time doing that when you could be spending more time with the kids?
Very similar outlooks you and I. I live by the rule that housework is a pain in the arse, why waste time doing that when you could be doing almost anything else?
don't think anyone would have on their gravestone 'I regret doing more house work'. Never ending battle in my house anyway with messy husband, 2 toddlers, dog, 2 cats, 3 chickens and 2 ducks... Its hard enough keeping on top of the washing.
Well, no wonder you struggle if you try & do all that whilst sitting on the washing pile !!

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well it is a very tall pile.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:13 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Thanks for the congrats all.

Boris, bet your wife isn't looking forward to leaving the little one and going back. Its good she's filling her days with fun things and good that you are being an understanding, nice husband. I live by the rule that you only get the childrens childhood to enjoy for a limited time. Housework is there forever. why waste time doing that when you could be spending more time with the kids?
Very similar outlooks you and I. I live by the rule that housework is a pain in the arse, why waste time doing that when you could be doing almost anything else?
don't think anyone would have on their gravestone 'I regret doing more house work'. Never ending battle in my house anyway with messy husband, 2 toddlers, dog, 2 cats, 3 chickens and 2 ducks... Its hard enough keeping on top of the washing.
Well, no wonder you struggle if you try & do all that whilst sitting on the washing pile !!

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well it is a very tall pile.
I think that's relative, don't you? :wink:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:42 am

Today's my last Friday at this godforsaken power station, finish here on Thursday. Woop-woop!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:16 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Today's my last Friday at this godforsaken power station, finish here on Thursday. Woop-woop!
And then what?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:49 am

I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:58 am

CrazyHorse wrote:I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:
Congratulations. No more carrying single cups of tea on a tray.
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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:01 am

CrazyHorse wrote:I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:

phew!! that's a much more reassuring answer than "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!" :wink:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:04 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:
Congratulations. No more carrying single cups of tea on a tray.
Cheers.
I'm not going to miss the wrapped in cotton wool OTT health & safety here. This morning we had an emergency stand down for safety briefing to warn us of the perils of snow. It's not even settling here as the steam from the cooling towers melts it into rain before it lands. :roll:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:08 am

thebish wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:

phew!! that's a much more reassuring answer than "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!" :wink:
[bitter]It probably will do without me here as I'm the single most critical of cogs in the power generating machine but seeing as they're too stupid to realise this, fck em.[/bitter]
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:55 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: well it is a very tall pile.
I think that's relative, don't you? :wink:
I really should have staked money on you popping up to say something along those lines Mr Enfield...

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:20 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: well it is a very tall pile.
I think that's relative, don't you? :wink:
I really should have staked money on you popping up to say something along those lines Mr Enfield...
....but you couldn't remember which pocket you keep your purse in? :wink:

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Post by Raven » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:21 pm

thebish wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:

phew!! that's a much more reassuring answer than "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!" :wink:
Dear god just spat out my coke laughing!!!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:32 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: well it is a very tall pile.
I think that's relative, don't you? :wink:
I really should have staked money on you popping up to say something along those lines Mr Enfield...
....but you couldn't remember which pocket you keep your purse in? :wink:
:P well it is a bit of a challenge when you are wearing a coat as well...

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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:43 pm

presumably we're all happy that the govt. is boffing another big wodge of our hard-earned-hard-working-family-tax-money on the Olympic Stadium so that West Ham can generate massive income from filling it with East End morons and the lovely Sullivan & Gold can trouser an enormous wedge...

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:48 pm

thebish wrote:presumably we're all happy that the govt. is boffing another big wodge of our hard-earned-hard-working-family-tax-money on the Olympic Stadium so that West Ham can generate massive income from filling it with East End morons and the lovely Sullivan & Gold can trouser an enormous wedge...
I'm delighted by it.

When's that Scottish vote? I've suddenly come over all tartan..... :wink:

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:50 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
thebish wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'm starting at a new place on the Tuesday after Easter.
It's a proper bona fide staff job, my first since 2001. :shock:

phew!! that's a much more reassuring answer than "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!" :wink:
[bitter]It probably will do without me here as I'm the single most critical of cogs in the power generating machine but seeing as they're too stupid to realise this, fck em.[/bitter]
:wink:
... if you say so yourself !!
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