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Re: Joke thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:26 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Why are Lobster Thermidor and Oral Sex very similar?


Because you get neither at home.

There are also laws about dragging up jokes first told in the Cambrian era. ;)
Cambrian equals Modern to some of us... :D
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:52 pm

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LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.

You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...
Do you think the General might sue?
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:02 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.

You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...
Do you think the General might sue?
It's a major possibility
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:08 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.

You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...
Do you think the General might sue?
It's a major possibility
Will he insist on Corporal punishment?
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by wigan white » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:32 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.

You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...
Do you think the General might sue?
It's a major possibility
Will he insist on Corporal punishment?
He could declare Marshall law.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:01 pm

wigan white wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: Do you think the General might sue?
It's a major possibility
Will he insist on Corporal punishment?
He could declare Marshall law.
Oi, you lot: This started out as a Private joke
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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:32 am

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Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Re: Joke thread

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"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:40 pm

Ahhh! Just seen what you're on about. Mate posted it Facebook, maybe he reads the forum too.
Apologies general!
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:46 pm

LeverEnd wrote:Ahhh! Just seen what you're on about. Mate posted it Facebook, maybe he reads the forum too.
Apologies general!
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:37 am

I was in bed with a girl and she rolled over and whispered 'if you turn out the bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse'

If I'm honest, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first....

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Worthy4England » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:29 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:I was in bed with a girl and she rolled over and whispered 'if you turn out the bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse'

If I'm honest, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first....
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:57 am

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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:12 pm

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Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Hoboh » Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:05 pm

thebish wrote:Image
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Re: Joke thread

Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:49 am

my budgie got out of its cage and shagged the dog!

got some puppies going cheep if anyone is interested....

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Re: Joke thread

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:25 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:my budgie got out of its cage and shagged the dog!

got some puppies going cheep if anyone is interested....
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I'm nicking that.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:21 am

:lol:

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Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:43 am

^^ I think I first heard that one, when I read the attached Ladybird book!

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Re: Joke thread

Post by LeverEnd » Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:06 am

My wife is a mute. She communicates by embroidery. It's her own version of sign language, sew to speak...
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