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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:21 pm

:lol: All those signings clearly not "main players"...

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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:47 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:BN: We turned down a Reading bid for Holding on deadline day. Lennon:
We did lose Prince, Pisano and Casado but thankfully we kept hold of our main players. We had a bid come in for Rob Holding, which was turned down, so that gives us something to hold on to and build on. You saw against Wolves what their quality is once they put their minds to it. Now they have to be consistent. There’s a big game at the weekend and if we build on that performance we’re right in there again.

he's very nearly close to comedy there... hold on to Holding... Holding summat to hold on to... errr...

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:53 pm

Heskey, Eidur, Shola, Holding.....back the years...

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:54 pm

The bowler's Holding....
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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:38 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:The bowler's Holding....

the right-back's holding the winger's wellington?

the right back's holding the goalie's rachubka?

hmmm... Lennon out - not enough todger-like names in the squad!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:56 pm

The midfielder's spearing what the defender's holding.
That works...
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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:00 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:The midfielder's spearing what the defender's holding.
That works...
we might just have to take your word for that!!

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:26 pm

Rotherham's leading scorer is Jonson Clarke-Harris, so the defender's Holding the forward's Jonson.

And if he plays as a lone forward, we'll have to cut off their Jonson.


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Post by Dr Hotdog » Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:05 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Rotherham's leading scorer is Jonson Clarke-Harris, so the defender's Holding the forward's Jonson.

And if he plays as a lone forward, we'll have to cut off their Jonson.

what do you need that for dude?

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Post by clapton is god » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:17 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:The bowler's Holding....
I see Hib's have a player named Jason Cummings.

The defender is Holding the strikers.....Erm.... Maybe not :vomit:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:53 am

Hasn't this loan window popped open yet? Or is it welded shut for us as well?
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:13 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Hasn't this loan window popped open yet? Or is it welded shut for us as well?
Thought we were still embargoed for not submitting our FFP return...but I coulda missed that being lifted in all the breaking news, on the breaking news thread....

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:12 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Hasn't this loan window popped open yet? Or is it welded shut for us as well?
Thought we were still embargoed for not submitting our FFP return...but I coulda missed that being lifted in all the breaking news, on the breaking news thread....
I thought the 'Breaking News' thread was broken ?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:06 am

I always try and deliver what I promise, so I wrote to the Footie League...
Having been made aware of the nature of this thread and determined to uphold the spirit of Spotty's seriously sub-standard second rate transfer thread, the Football League wrote: there will be a complete embargo on player trading for the time being.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:03 am

This is just the time we need this season's Sturridge. Sadly, we'll no doubt get approval too late to make a difference. Still, I'm looking forward to Fleetwood away next season.
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Post by TonyDomingos » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:41 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:This is just the time we need this season's Sturridge. Sadly, we'll no doubt get approval too late to make a difference. Still, I'm looking forward to Fleetwood away next season.
I'm looking forward Bobo's Fleetwood@theMac thread for the home game. :wink:
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Post by Enoch » Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:05 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:This is just the time we need this season's Sturridge. Sadly, we'll no doubt get approval too late to make a difference. Still, I'm looking forward to Fleetwood away next season.
I'm looking forward Bobo's Fleetwood@theMac thread for the home game. :wink:
I bet he Nicks that one.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:19 pm

Enoch wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:This is just the time we need this season's Sturridge. Sadly, we'll no doubt get approval too late to make a difference. Still, I'm looking forward to Fleetwood away next season.
I'm looking forward Bobo's Fleetwood@theMac thread for the home game. :wink:
I bet he Nicks that one.
Maybe not. When it comes to trends, Bobo loves Buckingham.

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