Albion the away end, will you? Brighton (A) 13/02/16

[Bruce Rioja]

The primary role of any defender is to be a stopper first and foremost.
A full back capable of getting forwards is great but he has to be able to complete his primary role.
Trashly Cole was supposed to be a great fullback, I never rated him because of the number of times he was caught way out of position, i.e.. not fulfilling his primary role.

Defending was the strongest part of his game!!

Was it bollocks, the number of times he got a sweat on trying to get back after dropping a clanger up field was ridiculous, usually involved a foul or two and a fair share of petulance!

We are on about Ashley Cole here, aren't we?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We are. I've got no idea who is right. Ashley fxckin Cole! We might as well be talking about Sheila Wigton. Why?

[Harry Genshaw]

Aye. Best English player in my lifetime in terms of being the best in his position. His two displays against Ronaldo in 2006 and particularly 2004 two of the finest defensive performances you could hope to see.

He was pretty good going forward too, tbf. Imagine how good he'd have been if he could kick further than 30 yards!

Yeah but nothing tops J'lloyd's perfectly timed tackle on the greasy cnut from which they rag bastards got a penalty.

Don't remind me. That was the best bit of defending he did for us, if not in his whole career. Even that tw*t looked embarrassed to get that one, and that didn't happen much!

I must have had a brain freeze re that challenge. I could have sworn it was Ricardo that got wrongly penalised.

[Worthy4England]

I remember Ricardo for lots of good things. I only remember J'lloyd for one.

[Bruce Rioja]

Definitely JLS. Did you ever see the pictures of the useless 4ucker's house in Lymm btw?

[boltonboris]

Definitely JLS. Did you ever see the pictures of the useless 4ucker's house in Lymm btw?

didn't he have a hottub with "J-Boi" inscribed on the bottom?

[Bruce Rioja]

Definitely JLS. Did you ever see the pictures of the useless 4ucker's house in Lymm btw?

didn't he have a hottub with "J-Boi" inscribed on the bottom?

It was either that or his swimming pool. Proper tasteless Lottery winner's stuff. I'll try to dig it out. (The item, not a hot tub)

[Lord Kangana]

Ah, I'd forgotten Bruce's unbridled disdain for old JLo.

[Il Pirate]

Definitely JLS. Did you ever see the pictures of the useless 4ucker's house in Lymm btw?

I remember seeing his house on t.v. (may have been thru the keyhole?). Anyway, he had the largest collection of men's aftershave and fragrances I've ever seen.
Even more than those dodgy f4ckers on the market with their mountainous stalls of 'smell a likes'. (smells f4ck all like, more like).

[Bruce Rioja]

Ah, I'd forgotten Bruce's unbridled disdain for old JLo.

I hope to one day get over it, but so far - nae luck.

I still have a picture of one of my nephews stood next to the useless c*nt's Lambo somewhere!

Anyway, I'm just watching Louise Nurding cook, so I'm calm.

[Hoboh]

Ah, I'd forgotten Bruce's unbridled disdain for old JLo.

I hope to one day get over it, but so far - nae luck.

I still have a picture of one of my nephews stood next to the useless c*nt's Lambo somewhere!

Anyway, I'm just watching Louise Nurding cook, so I'm calm.

CALM!!!



It would entail blood pressure tablets!

[Worthy4England]

Ah, I'd forgotten Bruce's unbridled disdain for old JLo.

I hope to one day get over it, but so far - nae luck.

I still have a picture of one of my nephews stood next to the useless c*nt's Lambo somewhere!

Anyway, I'm just watching Louise Nurding cook, so I'm calm.

CALM!!!



It would entail blood pressure tablets!

I misread it and was about to ask whether she was hanging out of the back of Jamie Redknapp with it...