Brexit or Britin

[Lord Kangana]

And what is the nature of your call?

[Worthy4England]

It was this morning, last night....and Tuesday...not that it ever changes...conversation last trip...

CESM "'allo reception"

Me "bonjour, err, do you have ironing board, sivoo play"

CESM "oui monsieur"

Me "merci, could you send one up, sivoo play"

CESM "non, you 'ave to come to reception"

Me "ok, I'll head down, merci"

Off to reception I head...took under 5 minutes

Me "bonjour, Please could I have an ironing board, merci"

Reception - same voice I just spoke to on phone "we 'ave none, they're all out" Gallic shrug..

Me "F*£'&"

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It was this morning, last night....and Tuesday...not that it ever changes...conversation last trip...

CESM "'allo reception"

Me "bonjour, err, do you have ironing board, sivoo play"

CESM "oui monsieur"

Me "merci, could you send one up, sivoo play"

CESM "non, you 'ave to come to reception"

Me "ok, I'll head down, merci"

Off to reception I head...took under 5 minutes

Me "bonjour, Please could I have an ironing board, merci"

Reception - same voice I just spoke to on phone "we 'ave none, they're all out" Gallic shrug..

Me "F*£'&"

Excellent French.
Next time try it in German (in France)... see what happens next.

[Worthy4England]

^^ well it couldn't possibly end with fewer ironing boards than I needed...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

BUGELBRETT. SOFORT. VERSTEHEN SIE? BRING ES.

[Worthy4England]

I'd want to get schnell and achtung in for good measure. Maybe weltanschauung just to showboat a bit...Anyhow time to grab a beer. They might just get off their asses quick enough for one before my flight in 3 hours.

[TANGODANCER]

It was this morning, last night....and Tuesday...not that it ever changes...conversation last trip...

CESM "'allo reception"

Me "bonjour, err, do you have ironing board, sivoo play"

CESM "oui monsieur"

Me "merci, could you send one up, sivoo play"

CESM "non, you 'ave to come to reception"

Me "ok, I'll head down, merci"

Off to reception I head...took under 5 minutes

Me "bonjour, Please could I have an ironing board, merci"

Reception - same voice I just spoke to on phone "we 'ave none, they're all out" Gallic shrug..

Me "F*£'&"

Excellent French.
Next time try it in German (in France)... see what happens next.

The standard British method of language communication when abroad is to stare at anyone who doesn't understand and say it louder. They are foreigners after all, even if you are in their country...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It was this morning, last night....and Tuesday...not that it ever changes...conversation last trip...

CESM "'allo reception"

Me "bonjour, err, do you have ironing board, sivoo play"

CESM "oui monsieur"

Me "merci, could you send one up, sivoo play"

CESM "non, you 'ave to come to reception"

Me "ok, I'll head down, merci"

Off to reception I head...took under 5 minutes

Me "bonjour, Please could I have an ironing board, merci"

Reception - same voice I just spoke to on phone "we 'ave none, they're all out" Gallic shrug..

Me "F*£'&"

Excellent French.
Next time try it in German (in France)... see what happens next.

The standard British method of language communication when abroad is to stare at anyone who doesn't understand and say it louder. They are foreigners after all, even if you are in their country...

That's a given Tango. I do it all the time in London.

[Gary the Enfield]

I can't wait. Once we've voted in and the people have had their say, presumably the likes of Farrige will do one and shut up and we'll never hear from them again...

That sounds remarkably like my friend said about Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.........

Jamie? Is that yersel'?

[Worthy4England]

Wavering voter again. This Belgian wheat beer's pretty good...

[TANGODANCER]

Ah well, never mind, the new Dad's Army film's out today...

[Lord Kangana]

Wavering voter again. This Belgian wheat beer's pretty good...

Yeah, its great going in...

[Worthy4England]

Wavering voter again. This Belgian wheat beer's pretty good...

Yeah, its great going in...

It has to be better than last night's Guinness coming out...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wavering voter again. This Belgian wheat beer's pretty good...

Yeah, its great going in...

It has to be better than last night's Guinness coming out...

French Guinness, 4kinell

[thebish]

Maybe the vote cast should be diminished by a factor relating to your age. So, say, a 50 year old vote is only worth 50%, a 75 yr old's worth 25% etc.

That way the yoofs will get full value of their vote.

Thank God experience counts for nowt.

them owd feckers shouldn't get a vote - they've already had theirs - they voted to join!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Cameron's 'deal' beginning to look very shaky indeed. When foreign politicians start using phrases about the EU parliament's vote on the deal as being "I wish to be a monkey with a gun and shoot the British" (as one Hungarian MEP declared last night) then I think he's well and truly fxcked.

[CrazyHorse]

23rd June for the referendum.

I've absolutely no idea which way to vote.

[thebish]

23rd June for the referendum.

I've absolutely no idea which way to vote.

either way - we'll feck 'em, 2-0!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

23rd June for the referendum.

I've absolutely no idea which way to vote.

Same here. I really am 50/50.
Pros include: stability, better the devil, bloc power, certain financial arguments.
Cons include: rubbing the Scots noses in it, change as good as a rest, stand alone pride, certain other financial arguments (the main one being currency union without fiscal union is a timebomb waiting to explode).

[Lost Leopard Spot]

23rd June for the referendum.

I've absolutely no idea which way to vote.

either way - we'll feck 'em, 2-0!

3-1 is the new 2-0. Ask Hoss.