Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[bobo the clown]

I'm self employed.

We could add the logic of this to Pru's PPI selling scam and ED'S Administration jape.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Had three days in hospital after collapsing on Thursday morning. Nothing serious, just pneumonia. Missus has brought me home, and just cracked open a pint to go with some dinner and everything tastes vile. Fxcking antibiotics are making me feel ill too. Oh well, at least I've got a week off work...

[TANGODANCER]

Had three days in hospital after collapsing on Thursday morning. Nothing serious, just pneumonia. Missus has brought me home, and just cracked open a pint to go with some dinner and everything tastes vile. Fxcking antibiotics are making me feel ill too. Oh well, at least I've got a week off work...

Hope you get well soon mate. Good excuse to get the paints out.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Had three days in hospital after collapsing on Thursday morning. Nothing serious, just pneumonia. Missus has brought me home, and just cracked open a pint to go with some dinner and everything tastes vile. Fxcking antibiotics are making me feel ill too. Oh well, at least I've got a week off work...

Hope you get well soon mate. Good excuse to get the paints out.

You're incorrigible. The painting will have to wait till spring. I've got a list of stuff needs doing longer than both arms.
But thanks anyway, I'm pretty much alright now (otherwise Attila the Junior Doctor wouldn't have let me go... there were rumours of patients being kept in solitary for years... )

[BWFC_Insane]

Had three days in hospital after collapsing on Thursday morning. Nothing serious, just pneumonia. Missus has brought me home, and just cracked open a pint to go with some dinner and everything tastes vile. Fxcking antibiotics are making me feel ill too. Oh well, at least I've got a week off work...

Ugh. Been there. Hope you feel better soon. Always find antibiotics make me feel worse than before and the taste as you say is appalling.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Had three days in hospital after collapsing on Thursday morning. Nothing serious, just pneumonia. Missus has brought me home, and just cracked open a pint to go with some dinner and everything tastes vile. Fxcking antibiotics are making me feel ill too. Oh well, at least I've got a week off work...

Ugh. Been there. Hope you feel better soon. Always find antibiotics make me feel worse than before and the taste as you say is appalling.

Cheers.
Tastes like I'm chewing TCP laden tarmac...

[Harry Genshaw]

Bloody hell Spotty that sounds serious

Perhaps more than one meal a day might help? Failing that, you could turn to Islam?

Get well soon

[malcd1]

Get well soon LLS!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Cheers. I'm not that bad really. Single pneumonia, bacterial, not much compaction, prognosis back on my feet in a week...
But thanks anyway. And Harry, no and I don't think so...

[Bijou Bob]

Allahu Akbar! Praise be indeed that you're now better Spots!

[CrazyHorse]

Our office administrator* sent out an email yesterday asking for ideas for the Christmas party.
wtf?

* girl on reception

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Our office administrator* sent out an email yesterday asking for ideas for the Christmas party.
wtf?

* girl on reception

Isn't the Chinese Christmas sometime soon? Christmas of the Tiger, I think.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The daughter of a friend of mine tried to explain the captivation behind watching a 21 minute video of some vlogger unloading a shopping bag from Boots. Not only do I not get it, I also don't understand how apparently she (Zoella the vloggette) has earned half a million quid from it. But given that, I kind of understand why Emily (the friend's daughter) has tried to replicate the golden touch. Her video, however, doesn't cut the mustard, and I feel I may have been over critical of her shit filming technique (hand held mobile) of a shit actress (herself) performing a shit act (shopping in Sainsburys).

[Montreal Wanderer]

Cheers. I'm not that bad really. Single pneumonia, bacterial, not much compaction, prognosis back on my feet in a week...
But thanks anyway. And Harry, no and I don't think so...

I've had pneumonia twice, the first time undiagnosed for about three months (I avoid doctors but the second time I was smarter). They may say you are better in a week but in my experience you need to take things easy for a couple of months at least. Don't overdo things and get plenty of sleep. Good luck.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Oh the fxcking irony!
Having been the first to point out the Monte Carlo method as being a LEAN development in our gauging software, and promulgating AI edits to raw data, and then having the foresight to embed distributed locker technology into our database solutions, I've just been informed that my team and I are on notice of redundancy. We are to be replaced by machines. Which we developed.

[Worthy4England]

Oh the fxcking irony!
Having been the first to point out the Monte Carlo method as being a LEAN development in our gauging software, and promulgating AI edits to raw data, and then having the foresight to embed distributed locker technology into our database solutions, I've just been informed that my team and I are on notice of redundancy. We are to be replaced by machines. Which we developed.

Clearly you need to flood the bastards with a data lake.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Oh the fxcking irony!
Having been the first to point out the Monte Carlo method as being a LEAN development in our gauging software, and promulgating AI edits to raw data, and then having the foresight to embed distributed locker technology into our database solutions, I've just been informed that my team and I are on notice of redundancy. We are to be replaced by machines. Which we developed.

Have you left a back door into the works so you can gum them up - you could get rehired to fix it.

Actually a sad story depending on the employability of you and your team members elsewhere. Good luck.

[Harry Genshaw]

Oh the fxcking irony!
Having been the first to point out the Monte Carlo method as being a LEAN development in our gauging software, and promulgating AI edits to raw data, and then having the foresight to embed distributed locker technology into our database solutions, I've just been informed that my team and I are on notice of redundancy. We are to be replaced by machines. Which we developed.

Jeez - have you ran over a black cat or something Spotty? Hope you get sorted fella

[Worthy4England]

Number One son (13), decided some while ago he was interested in astronomy. Cue telescope purchase at Christmas (quite a largish one). Just to help anyone out, who didn't know, Mars is allegedly at it's optimum altitude at 04:00.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Number One son (13), decided some while ago he was interested in astronomy. Cue telescope purchase at Christmas (quite a largish one). Just to help anyone out, who didn't know, Mars is allegedly at it's optimum altitude at 04:00.

How many inches? Of course I did mean the telescope.