This weeks RIP's........

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Re: This weeks RIP's........

Post by Hoboh » Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:29 am

bobo the clown wrote:Except that fckg badger which digs the buggery out of my lawn two or three nights a week.

That little (well, big) bastard needs shooting.
It is actually crapping in your garden.
Me, I shoot it up the arse with a high power air rifle but here are some other tips.


1
Keep pet food and water bowls indoors. Badgers are opportunists and will grab a free meal if available.

2
Use hardware cloth (heavy wire grid) to cover small garden areas to prevent digging. Plants will grow through the grid, but the badgers can not dig through it.

3
Allow turf grass to grow long. Badgers search for worms and a short lawn means easy pickings.

4
Protect your garden with high walls or strong wire fences. Badgers can climb so the walls must be smooth. Concrete or brick works well. Wire fences should be high to discourage climbing.

5
Use electric fencing around your garden. Keep the fencing low to the ground. This method may not work if tunnels are already established.

6
Frighten badgers away with scare crows, portable radios, motion detection lighting or sprinklers. Badgers are cautious animals and can be deterred by unusual changes to their surroundings. Even something as simple as a wind-chime can help.

7
Secure trash can lids with bungee cords and wrap smelly food scraps in plastic. Remember that a badger will be able to overturn a bin if it can get a paw or its nose underneath it.

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Re: This weeks RIP's........

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:34 am

I'm lost, is that your plan to curb immigration? ;-)

What's wrong with saying "Shoo"?

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Re: This weeks RIP's........

Post by Hoboh » Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:42 am

Mods, I'm sorry I forgot what thread this was can you move my post please?

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Re: This weeks RIP's........

Post by clapton is god » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:56 pm

Drink! Arse! Feck! Father Jack has died!

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Re: This weeks RIP's........

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:01 pm

clapton is god wrote:Drink! Arse! Feck! Father Jack has died!
Not for the first time, if memory serves...RIP

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:05 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
clapton is god wrote:Drink! Arse! Feck! Father Jack has died!
Not for the first time, if memory serves...RIP
Are we sure?
Has there been one of them whatchamacallims... vigil thingys? Just asking.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Feb 29, 2016 2:35 pm

Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Except that fckg badger which digs the buggery out of my lawn two or three nights a week.

That little (well, big) bastard needs shooting.
It is actually crapping in your garden.
Me, I shoot it up the arse with a high power air rifle but here are some other tips.


1
Keep pet food and water bowls indoors. Badgers are opportunists and will grab a free meal if available.

2
Use hardware cloth (heavy wire grid) to cover small garden areas to prevent digging. Plants will grow through the grid, but the badgers can not dig through it.

3
Allow turf grass to grow long. Badgers search for worms and a short lawn means easy pickings.

4
Protect your garden with high walls or strong wire fences. Badgers can climb so the walls must be smooth. Concrete or brick works well. Wire fences should be high to discourage climbing.

5
Use electric fencing around your garden. Keep the fencing low to the ground. This method may not work if tunnels are already established.

6
Frighten badgers away with scare crows, portable radios, motion detection lighting or sprinklers. Badgers are cautious animals and can be deterred by unusual changes to their surroundings. Even something as simple as a wind-chime can help.

7
Secure trash can lids with bungee cords and wrap smelly food scraps in plastic. Remember that a badger will be able to overturn a bin if it can get a paw or its nose underneath it.


Sod that. Listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePU5CIHpas" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: This weeks RIP's........

Post by thebish » Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:11 pm

nahhh - listen to this...

(my kids used to sing this ALL day!)


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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:40 pm

Oh Lord, I'd forgot about that one...

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Post by Beefheart » Mon Feb 29, 2016 4:15 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Oh Lord, I'd forgot about that one...
That badger song takes me back! I used to be quite the fan of irritating, looping songs.

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:00 pm

I'm sorry I commented. This should move threads. RIP should, maybe, be kept for y'know, dead peeps.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:10 pm

bobo the clown wrote:I'm sorry I commented. This should move threads. RIP should, maybe, be kept for y'know, dead peeps.
RIP the RIP thread.
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Post by KeyserSoze » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:03 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
clapton is god wrote:Drink! Arse! Feck! Father Jack has died!
Not for the first time, if memory serves...RIP
That would be an ecumenical matter
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:41 pm

Yes.
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Post by LeverEnd » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:39 pm

George Kennedy aged 91. Most memorable for Cool Hand Luke but also in Dallas if I remember rightly.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:14 pm

LeverEnd wrote:George Kennedy aged 91. Most memorable for Cool Hand Luke but also in Dallas if I remember rightly.
Good actor. Watched him only a couple of days ago with John Wayne and Dean Martin in The sons of Katie Elder. Another old-timer bites the dust. R.I.P.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:39 am

Great supporting actor. RIP
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:24 am

LeverEnd wrote:George Kennedy aged 91. Most memorable for Cool Hand Luke but also in Dallas if I remember rightly.
And Airplane and Police Squad. :-) I'll certainly remember hem more for those two. :-)

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Post by KeyserSoze » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:52 pm

Who was he in Airplane?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:09 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:Who was he in Airplane?
I think he means Airport, although no comedy.
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