The End is Nigh - Preston (H) 12 Mar @ 15:00

[TonyDomingos]

Aye..it's party time at Fulham. Right good clear out in summer and start thinking about the Johnston Paints Trophy!!

Mate, you didn't manage to find us, whilst sat in the same pub in Bolton. How the took are you thinking you'll find Fulham?

Don't worry. Enoch will be organising us on the final day. It'll be reet.

[officer_dibble]

Cant wait to get rid of most of these to be honest...I hope there are more than spearing with clauses encouraging us to rid us of them:

Rachubka - journeyman
Moxey - average and probably overpaid
Wheater - perennially injured
Dervite - moron
Pratley - wholehearted but one of lifes born losers - be it bad luck or lack of self belief. The fact he's captain sums us up.
Mark Davies - c*nt. Bags of ability but fails to harmess it. Threatens promise, enough to get a big contract, then fails to deliver. Wanker.
Trotter - again wholehearted but lacks belief and mental strength.
Dobbie - journeyman
Madine - shithouse
Amos - overpaid

No doubt forgotten others but clearing that lot from the wage bill and starting again with others on more sensible wages would do nicely. Feeney as skipper, clough, holding and some 'winners' please.

[Jugs]

Bit harsh calling Mavies a c*nt ...

[officer_dibble]

Bit harsh calling Mavies a c*nt ...

Nope. All the ability and consistently failed to step up in the last 5 seasons. He can go fck himself. He's the second biggest c*nt at the club.

[TKIZ!]

Aye..it's party time at Fulham. Right good clear out in summer and start thinking about the Johnston Paints Trophy!!

Mate, you didn't manage to find us, whilst sat in the same pub in Bolton. How the took are you thinking you'll find Fulham?

That's slightly uncalled for, is it? I think it was you guys who chose not to find me

Plus the t'other halves family are all from that neck of the woods so I know where Fulham is

[LeverEnd]

The Dibble has a point.
And I particularly liked your succint summary of Dervite.

[TKIZ!]

Good summary for Dibble there. Think Mavies has gone missing in far too many games this season and whilst harsh he's described as a cnut I wouldn't think twice about taking a decent price for him in the summer

[truewhite15]

Good summary for Dibble there. Think Mavies has gone missing in far too many games this season and whilst harsh he's described as a cnut I wouldn't think twice about taking a decent price for him in the summer

I wouldn't think twice about letting him go for free. Not pulling his weight.

[BWFC_Insane]

Bit harsh calling Mavies a c*nt ...

I'd say it's quite generous.

For me he is one of the biggest bottlers, shirkers and spineless losers I have ever seen.

First out the door. And if I were in charge he'd never play again.

[thebish]

Bit harsh calling Mavies a c*nt ...

I'd say it's quite generous.

For me he is one of the biggest battlers, shirkers and spineless losers I have ever seen.

he's not that big - and being a battler is no bad thing!

[officer_dibble]

Good summary for Dibble there. Think Mavies has gone missing in far too many games this season and whilst harsh he's described as a cnut I wouldn't think twice about taking a decent price for him in the summer

I wouldn't think twice about letting him go for free. Not pulling his weight.

We'll have too unless he agrees a pay cut

We'll be paying a slice of that pricks contract somewhere else as he flatters to deceive!

[LeverEnd]

Yesterday he was a bit better than I've seen him this season but generally nowhere near good enough. I don't expect him to suddenly become a midfield destroyer because we're at the bottom, but to at least look like he gives a shit.
I hope too that we get rid of him, but can't see a Premier club coming for him so the wages will be a problem. We always wondered what he might do if he got an injury free run, now sadly we know. The biggest let down of a shocking season.

[Harry Genshaw]

Anyway. feck it. We've been nailed on certs for relegation for a while and i'm past caring. I'm looking forward to seeing the back of this season, with a relegation party at Fulham on the last day. Anyone else??

Yay
(you are offering a lift and comp tickets aren't you?

[Jugs]

I disagree about Mavies but there you are.

[Burnden Paddock]

Anyway. feck it. We've been nailed on certs for relegation for a while and i'm past caring. I'm looking forward to seeing the back of this season, with a relegation party at Fulham on the last day. Anyone else??

Yay
(you are offering a lift and comp tickets aren't you?

I might drive, but haven't decided yet. I may be able to stretch to some of Mrs BP's confectionery items (fnarr) but there shall be no subsidised tickets! I'm keeping an eye on train prices, but it's £80+ return at the moment. Bollox to that!

[Enoch]

Aye..it's party time at Fulham. Right good clear out in summer and start thinking about the Johnston Paints Trophy!!

Mate, you didn't manage to find us, whilst sat in the same pub in Bolton. How the took are you thinking you'll find Fulham?

Just look out for my chopper.

[Jugs]

Dirty bastard.

[jonnycooper]

Aye..it's party time at Fulham. Right good clear out in summer and start thinking about the Johnston Paints Trophy!!

Mate, you didn't manage to find us, whilst sat in the same pub in Bolton. How the took are you thinking you'll find Fulham?

Just look out for my chopper.

Is it a big one? Or one of those micro thingy,s!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

The old heroes were there for the benefit for Paul Jones, for some reason. Hope all is well.

Correction: not Paul Jones but cancer sufferer Garry Jones. Details: http://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/article/form ... 06039.aspx

Best of luck to him.

[Hoboh]

The old heroes were there for the benefit for Paul Jones, for some reason. Hope all is well.

Correction: not Paul Jones but cancer sufferer Garry Jones. Details: http://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/article/form ... 06039.aspx

Best of luck to him.

Poor bugger.
One of my favourite players when I started watching the Wanderers