The Gardening Bed

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:44 pm

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thebish wrote:did my first mow of the year yesterday! very early for me (it's usually in about June...)
Yes - so did our gardener. :D
Hmmm, mine hasn't been in touch yet. He usually pitches up inappropriately early and then tries to drag it out until November. :?
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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by thebish » Fri May 06, 2016 9:40 pm

apparently, tomorrow is "world naked gardening day"...

be careful out there! :shock:
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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Hoboh » Sun May 08, 2016 11:12 pm

Don't buy any plants from Tesco, the fcukers have all died or someone tested weed killer out in the store.

Basket's seem to be okay, guess it was a dwarf or bloody kids

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:59 pm

Hmmm, just went to get something out of the car, only to notice that some bastard fecking thing has dug / started digging a hole slap bang in the middle of my front lawn. A squirrel, maybe?

Either way, the fecking air rifle's coming out! :evil:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:59 pm
Hmmm, just went to get something out of the car, only to notice that some bastard fecking thing has dug / started digging a hole slap bang in the middle of my front lawn. A squirrel, maybe?

Either way, the fecking air rifle's coming out! :evil:

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A squirrel? Ground squirrels might be a thing in America but I don't think they've spread here yet. Might be a cave bear.
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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:42 pm

Looks to me like someone has found where you've hidden the bodies, Bruce!

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:15 pm

It's gophers. Send for Bill Murray... :D
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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Dujon » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:21 am

It could be subsidence, Bruce. I'd be checking my insurance cover if I were you. :roll:

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Hoboh » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:01 am

Something has dug a hole under my decking, set up a camera to see what it is, hedgehog, no problem, rat, out comes the baseball bat.

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:14 am

Dujon wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:21 am
It could be subsidence, Bruce. I'd be checking my insurance cover if I were you. :roll:
Subsidence? Is that when all the insurance companies start believing in God? :wink:
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