Nice to be wombling again! - Wimbledon (A) 13/08/16

[TANGODANCER]

Nice to see Clough, Clayton and Wollery all fit and on the bench as back up.

[TANGODANCER]

Doesn't seem five minutes since Uncle Bulgaria (aka Vinnie Jones) was playing for Wimbledon. Amazingly, seveteen years now since he packed it in. Time sure does fly....

[bobo the clown]

Proctor AND Madine. Curious.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

I'm just setting off and should be in the bar at the ground by 1:15pm. Hope to see one or two of you there. I'm the bronzed Adonis in a white Fred Perry if you want to say hello!

Whereas I'll be in a dark blue Fred Perry with yellow and light blue trim... Not an Adonis.

There is someone else here in a white Fred Perry. He's not me.

Is there some 1980's Perry throwback going on down South? Have you all got flickers, too?

Style never goes out of fashion.

Team sounds like a diamond, unless Proctor and Davies are wide.

[TANGODANCER]

Sure hope the gaffer's faith in the machine pays off. I'd have had Woolery instead....but?

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man reckons about 800 Whites faithful in the ground. Okay then, time for COME ON YOU WHITES..

[TANGODANCER]

King's Meadow, temporary home to Chelsea Ladies football team and owned, apparently, by Chelsea and in perfect nick. No excuses not to score four or five then...Respectful period for a former player, then...Five, four, three, two one....and away.

[TANGODANCER]

We have a Daily Mail commentator in the box today....oh, goody...and we're in all white gear. Howard get an early handle and I'l only comment on positive stuff...

[TANGODANCER]

Volley from them sails over for the first real chance at goal.

[TANGODANCER]

We have a bit of play and possession, some scores and then a quick visit down our end is cleared by Wheater. Wheater gets a mention or two which means play is at the wrong end for a bit and proven when Parret gats a rasper in amd Howard saves. Another header from them goes wide of a post.

[TANGODANCER]

We sally at them and Spearing almost got a shot away?? Madine tackled well and Bulman getting good words for them. Beevers and Proctor move ends in a corner for us. Spearing and..... and...some argy bargy in the box and...and...cleared and back again and...cleared again. 1-O them....

[DJBlu]

Dear god this club's an embarrassment.

[TANGODANCER]

A deflected ball landed well for them ....apparently...and offside claims are ignored as we go one behind.

[TonyDomingos]

We're playing like it's a friendly; they're treating it as a cup tie. Woeful.

[TANGODANCER]

A clash has two players down...then....(fans reckon some possum playing says mic man) plenty mic chat the....off it goes again. Buxton's passing not getting plaudits so far (Brit girls get a silver medal in the rowing) Spearing sets Buxton off and we get a corner and......and...a free kick them. Moxey clears, Wombles come back and Howard collects. We go again and..some back and forth then....Vela, cleared and Trotter gets it back. Mic man reckons we're playing long ball too much and it isn't working......Manager...? Proctor gets a throw and....long and...and...cleared.

[LeverEnd]

Saying on SSN that AFCW have bossed the game. This is as good a chance to win a game as I see us getting.
So pull your fecking fingers out you useless cnuts!!

[TANGODANCER]

Vela figuring and Trotter and the word (throw") occuring a lot. A role call of names but .....nothing of note....Plenty box chat about Wimbledon and M.K Dons and we'l get back to our game eventually.....Ah, throw us and......we clear ( as Brit lads take gold in the rowing ......sorry. ) Right, 30 gone and we are going to score soon. Spearing with a free and....the keeper has it.

[LeverEnd]

Nice to see Clough, Clayton and Wollery all fit and on the bench as back up.

They'll be needed very soon I expect. Two big donkeys up front, no pace, no width looking at that line up.

[TANGODANCER]

Wombles get a free off Proctor and about now we realise that this is football as it will be and if we want to win, now is the time....Madineeeeeeeeree 1-1

[CrazyHorse]

1-1!!!!11111

Oh and lol Blackburn, lol Coyle