Vale of tears or happy valley? Port Vale (A) Sat 22 Apr 3pm

[TANGODANCER]

Throw them, Foley bicycles fresh air and they get a free kick. They visit and Eagles figures. Foley, Taylor (them) and...they get a throw. I think we should be earning that promotion round about now. Ref getting aggro about a free kick to us and mic lads claim bizarre. Come on Whites and....a hand ball gets that Cecelia fella a dismissal.

[TKIZ!]

Anyone else feel weirdly agitated?

As in need a poo?

Yup. That might be it. Vale down to 10 and we all know what happens now

[Spartan2]

Gillingham!!!!

[TANGODANCER]

"Weird" claim the mic lads as we are now playing against ten. Mic box noisy (Zico) as we go to Gigg Lane. No change there (as if we care) then....Madine gets chopped hard and...gets up shakily? Wallop them and...can we turn it now..? Eagles, Taylor, Foley...and we get a throw. Some scores and it's sounding like they're positives( Fleetwood one down)...The Valients ...now us and....we're offside. Free kick them

[DJBlu]

Gillingham!!!!

Own goal so Fleetwood!

[TKIZ!]

Gillingham beating Fleetwood at the moment

[TANGODANCER]

Alf figures, now Madine, some head tennis, a bicycle clearance then we go and...Morais gets us a corner. If we can't make this ten job count....bad corner and they clear. They clear and sally and get a throw. Come on lads......Come on.....Vela, Morais, Dervite, Spearing, Wheats, Morais....robbed and they clear. Howard now and.....Dervite...Vela....all very cautious sounding then...Beevers passes back and Karajan comes forth. Vela, Spearing, Morais and.....he slices it out for a goal kick. COME ON YOU WHITES...GET THAT GOAL......COME ON...Halftime looming and they sally at us....Beevers, Eagles gets robbed. Madine does well and Morais wins a throw....and...Vela, Dervite, headed clear, Taylor.....ooohhhh Vela lashes one just past the post....3 mins added.

[Prufrock]

[Insert # here]

[DJBlu]

Not a shot on target again.

[TANGODANCER]

Throw us....and again and....Dervite and.....Morais clears. Vela passes badly but we come forward. Karajan, Dervite....and it goes back to their keeper....A bit more attempts on goal Wanderers.....Karajan makes a bad pass, Xico and micman have a chat about Specsavers.....then throw us and....it's 0-0 at half time.

[Nicko58]

They're down to ten men I notice. Let's hope it's fourth time lucky for us.

COYWM

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Had more of the ball but weirdly unwilling to go long. Madine clearly in pain but carrying on, albeit often 10yds behind ALF. Their link of a striker was an idiot for getting the world's most pointless second yellow. Karacan has looked quite good but they all need to step up two gears in the second half. History awaits.

[LeverEnd]

I'm pretending I'm not here, today.

Same here!

[Montreal Wanderer]

I'm pretending I'm not here, today.

Same here!

So long as you are here and not in Port Vale we might be okay.

[TANGODANCER]

With them with ten men and Madine playing in pain, time for Long's pace and Henry's guile now? Come what may, all that matters is winning and to do that we have to score. I'm sure Phil will be singing that song in the caddyshack right now. COME ON YOU WHITES.......THIS IS IT....

[TANGODANCER]

Here we go....Part Two and enough nonesense. Come on Whites (I refuse to say Yellows despite the shirts) ...this is our moment....Shut up speculating mic man. Que sera, sera.....talk of pitch invasions and....off.

[TANGODANCER]

Pitch not watered at half time is the micman's comment? Does it need it? We're kicking towards the faithful and Morais and.....we hit a post but the flag's up for.. Madine gets a booking (holding his shoulder....why is he on?) Officials have a conflab, mic man reams som e stuff off then....Bevers, Madine loses out. Vela, Morais, some chat then....we go forth. Beevers, Karajan, and.....offside again. And a wallop from the home keeper and they have a bit of possesion and win a free kick. Careful lads...in and....Karajan can't clear and....we eventually get a goal kick. Wallop from Howard and....Spearing goes in the book for a challenge on Eagles. Mic man rants about poor refereeing as thay have a free kick on halfway. Eagles and.....oh, they hit our post.....and we get lucky twice.

[DJBlu]

Fleetwood get one back.

[TANGODANCER]

Spearing, Morais and.....Karajan's header is weak. Dervite, Spearing, Wheats and....ohhh, they manage to clear almost off the line. Taylor, Wheater, a lot of chat and....Karajan gets tackled but wins a corner for us. Morais and......and.....and...in, cleared, Spearing, Morais and cleared. A free kick results as Fleetwood score and equalise.....and a shot down the keepers throat gets no cigar. Spearing Beevers, Wheats......and they break. Eagles and....a shot from distance goes past a post. Vela, come on lads, learn a leson and get some shots in. We go again and....cleared and...Dervite and...cleared to Alf. Madine, Spearing.....ohhh a goal kick thatmic man thought was a corner. Come on lads....everybody is scoring except us. Time for Long and Henry. Spearing, Beevers, Vela.....Morais, Dervite and....Karajan fed by ...and Alf goes to the deck and........a clear handball claim is ignored by the officials..(say micman)..Wheater heads the corner over the top. That should have been a penalty, is the claim.

[TANGODANCER]

Vale make a sub (Hooper) and so do we as Karajan leaves for James Henry. Throw us and.....Vela loses out and...Zico has a rant for a free kick. Let's stay on this game mic lads hey?....Beevers..Spearing, Henry and....they clear as Gills go ahead again...