More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:53 pm

Even Bury are scoring regularly these days. Come on lads. No change for us, Forresteriera (sp) comes on for them. We stop Mathis, they get a throw. Yanick gives them another one. Wilson part clears and they sally at us. Bannan again and....Beevers clears but a shot comes in that's wide (thankfully). Chat, a bit more, then Baker tries, Throw us and....scores that matter not, then...a bit of sloppy this and that. Wildschutt and Mac lose out and....it ends back with Ben. Yannick tries, Forrestiere goes offside. Ben wallops and.....a bit of head tennis and all to no avail. Come on lads, end the drought. Throw us....
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:55 pm

Ben wlallops, Sammi gets it but an Owl goes down with a head bang. Given back to Ben and...we get a throw well down and...Sammia nd Olkowski crosses one...but the keeper grabs.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:00 pm

Yannick wins one and....an Owl gets a mean look from the ref (but no card). Sammi takes it down and gets shouldered off it. Dawson launches and the waggon rolls on. Scores and....(none of them here) some chat. We need a goal scorer, at least a shot or two. They sally, Wilson and Williams do well and.....Mac and....no support. They clear and they sally. Bannan tries and.....and....Ben grabs the cross and skows it down. Ref refuses Okowski a free kick, Beevers blocks a Bannan shot and they get a corner. In and....it's 1-0 to them.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by DJBlu » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:02 pm

Possession lost on that right wing tonight has been criminal.

So fecking predictable.

Gob shites.

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by DJBlu » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:05 pm

Ameobi needs to realise that there is a team out there. Guilty of losing possession so often in this game.

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by nicholaldo » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:06 pm

Ah, well. I might as well see what else's on.

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:06 pm

Lees walks in and heads home. So, now we face up the mountain once more. Mac is up there and mic man reckons well short of support. Yannick goes and....Williams, Yannick, Okowski and....Sammi, Lowe, Wilson, Williams.....no support again for Mac. Throw in us.....mic man talks scores. Sammi now and.....Bannan clears. They sally and move forth well. And.....Ben grabs and wallops. Mac being mobbed by Owls every time the ball goes his way. Yannick...cleared and they win a cheap free kick (says the man) Luck doesn't figure in our manual, obviously. Mac, Yannick, ....and a goal kick....
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:09 pm

Two goals. That's all we need....Yannick and....an appeal on the box edge ignored. Yannick get a word, Dawson wallops and...it goes to Ben. Okowski , Williams and....Sammi wallops one over the bar.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:11 pm

Sammi tries, gets a free kick and....mic man gets scores and comments. In and....Yannick, Taylor, theow us,Lowe, cross. Wilson.....Hoobbs, cleared, Hobbs again and.....Okowski and Mac can't get it. Mac's leaving the fray with Okowski, Doige and Donaldson come on.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:17 pm

Bannan almost plays an Owl in, but Ben sprints out and clears. Yannick loses out but get is back again. Hit em early and bollox to what City are doing. Williams gets decked and we get a free kick. Ref slows it down and sammi, Yannick and.....across and....headed clear and they break. We get it back and com forth. Lowe is at right back. Donaldson, Doige and....we get a corner. In and.....Mathias clears, Sammi now, Lowe, Wilson.....Beevers and....the Owls get a free kick. A handball and an Owl gets away without a booking. Forrestiere gets a free kick via Jason Lowe. And.......Bannan now and......Baker, Lees, Baker.....Yannick wins it...they get it back and Bannan curls one over.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:23 pm

I'm going to gnash a chocolate hob nob to bits if we don't score. Williams goes, Wilson....horrible ball to Yannick. Throw them and....Williams tries to stop Forrestiere and they get a corner. Bury score another, oh, Goody.....who cares. Williamns clears aimlesly....Yanick wins it, Mathias makes an error, Donaldson gets a a real chance and "the final shot was atrocious" sya mic man. Meanwhikle, the Owls take flight and....we get a throw on halfway. They clear to Bannan. Beevers, Forrestiere tries one from distance. We try again....Beevers too long and they get a throw with 10 mins to play. We cam still do it if a miracle occurs...they do sometimes you know....
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:26 pm

Taylor clears, Doige gets no cigar and back they come again. Forrestiere wins a free kick (how many is that?) I'm now convinced there's a Dr Who style seismic barrier across their penalty area. Buckley pops on to say hello.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by DJBlu » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:30 pm

Can someone please answer why PP insists on rotating the back 4 every week?

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:37 pm

Yannick moves central....hello? Throw and....Lowe, Williams and.....he gets decked and...they win another corner. And.....in and...Bannan again and....we get a throw as they make a last sub. Bury score four, how ironic is that? Is Bob Taylor still around, or better stil, Richard Sneekes......The Owls send one into row z, Ben takes a wallop and....we now have a throw.. Doige heads it to an Owl and they get a throw now. And....Reece hits our side netting just to keep us awake. Ben Wallops, Taylor and they grab it and Dawson wallops. The Forrestiere again and Bannan and....they play keep ball. We intercept and win a throw. They clear and......luckily we manage to clear. Williams, Sammi......Buckley, a throw to us. Taylor launches and......3 mins added and.....a cross from Yannick ends with a goal kick. Bolton Nil looms ominously. Ben wallops, all we have left and.....Buckley, Williams, cleared.....and...headed clear....Ben blasts, in and...throw. Taylor and......long and...they clear back to Ben. Yannick comes....they clear, Forrestiere sallies and.....the whistle sings its sad song...again.
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:38 pm

Woeful. We have to be the most depressing team to support.

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:39 pm

I can’t even be fecked getting angry about it!

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by bristol_Wanderer3 » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:39 pm

That was pathetic.

They have the worst defensive record in the league, and are one of, if not the worst team I have seen this season. We didn't have a shot on target, and did not look like scoring if we played for the next decade. Not good enough. We could have Messi and Ronaldo up front and still wouldn't score. No cohesion, no movement, no inventiveness. Just one player trying to do attack on his own. Terrible.

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by Jim_McDonuts » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:40 pm

Pfffft.
Soon as I saw DSB's away form stat - DLDLDLD... thought we were in trouble.
This is bad isn't it

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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:41 pm

Anybody remember Bolton Wanderers? Whatever happened to them? Will Ken Anderson look at himself in the mirror amd ask that?
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Re: More meat, less gristle. Away at Sheffield Chews'day 27 Nov 1945.

Post by DJBlu » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:42 pm

1 win in 15.

Not good enough PP. Do the honourable thing and walk. You clearly aren't up to it at this level.

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