Two,two the Lillywhite boys.....

[Montreal Wanderer]

No application, no fight, no guile, no nowt. Being a Bolton fan is no fun

Not these days I fear.

[TANGODANCER]

Any minute now we're going to shock everybody with a scintilating attack and.....Grounds leaves for a striker? Bit ood, left back for a striker, but hey, what's to lose...

[TANGODANCER]

Come on you Whites....Mac and Donaldson and...they clear.....as Bury score again. Any chance of lessons lads? Meanwhile.....Matthews clears our lines then.....it ends with Rudd. They come again now we're about to spring the trap......get ready.....

[TANGODANCER]

"24 mins plus", says mic man, time for half-a-dozen goals....Donaldson gets a mention, we clear and give it back to them. Potts hits a post and we ....well, do nowt.

[TANGODANCER]

I'm having a protest revolution and.....oh, we're going to Bury game.....(they're wining 3-1)...Poor cross from us, they break again and......hello, we sally forth umbrellas raised and Vela's croos doesn't pass the first man. Donaldson and.... Magennis gets it in the net but is handballed.

[TANGODANCER]

Here we come....Sammi...Mac loses out and...they get a throw. Why do we wait to go behind before getting man forth? Bury now 3-2.....as they clear from us and....Lowe feeds Magennis. Throw us and......and.....Sammi gives it away. We get it back and...Rudd manages to get it. "A nice little period for Bolton!" says mic man as Gallagher leaves for then and Pritchard replaces Noone for us.....

[TANGODANCER]

"Preston in complete control" says mic man. And.....Sammi blocked....Wheats clears for a corner. And...is this our moment......Brown in and.....Maguire goes offside with 11 mins to go. Sammi......gets a throw..... we get scores and then......do you know, if we scored now.......Let's get the ball first...oh, they have another corner as the sun breaks out....

[TANGODANCER]

Maggenis sounds like our best defender, what does that say...? 2-0.......there you go as our fans leave....

[DJBlu]

feck off Wilson you wanker.

What a disgrace this club is. We used to carry a player once in a while. This team is carrying 4 or 5 a game.

Back to Front, abysmal.

[DJBlu]

What's the excuse this week guys?

[DJBlu]

2-1 Donaldson

[malcd1]

Consolation goal for Donaldson meaning PP will be saying how unlucky we were.

[seattle_wanderer]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[malcd1]

Why does it have to get to the 90th minute before we commit players forward?

[DJBlu]

Another game another loss. Should have been 3 or 4 -1 but the post and poor finishing let down Preston's dominant display.

The CV is just getting better and better for PP.

[truewhite15]

Not a single bright spark. No hope. No way out.

[Jugs]

Anyone who continues to defend PP wants their heads testing

[officer_dibble]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Bolton manager this universally unpopular. Find one fan who wouldn’t sack the dinosaur!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Bolton manager this universally unpopular. Find one fan who wouldn’t sack the dinosaur!

I could name five, off this site alone...

[officer_dibble]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Bolton manager this universally unpopular. Find one fan who wouldn’t sack the dinosaur!

I could name five, off this site alone...

Go on then, hands up all of you!