Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

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Who will be the next Tory Ming the Merciless?

Poll ended at Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:28 pm

Boris Johnson
4
36%
Dominic Raab
3
27%
Michael Gove
2
18%
Penny Mordaunt
1
9%
Jeremy Hunt
0
No votes
Andrea Leadsome
0
No votes
Sajid Javid
0
No votes
Rory Stewart
1
9%
Esther McVey
0
No votes
Matt Hancock
0
No votes
Liz Truss
0
No votes
Graham Brady
0
No votes
Mark Harper
0
No votes
Kit Malthouse
0
No votes
James Cleverly
0
No votes
Steve Baker
0
No votes
Some OtherWanker
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 11

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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Enoch » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:27 pm

I would say I've already left but that would suggest I joined in the first place.

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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:55 pm

Very disappointed that Stewart's only just made the cut.
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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:55 pm
Very disappointed that Stewart's only just made the cut.
Well, even if he loses, he's still not going to accept it...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... eal-brexit

That's the problem with politics right now, all these fxckers on the losing side who think they know best...
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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by jmjhb » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:50 pm

McVey is terrible, glad she didn't make the cut.

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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Hoboh » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:34 am

Ah well at least the Thunderbird puppet Stewart will be out next time I also hope his constituency party will chop the nasty little fecker next election. He is Sourpuss, Fudd and Grieve rolled into one tiny frame.

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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:40 pm

Tom Peck@tompeck
Boris Johnson wanders in to vote. At the far end of the corridor, he paused and played a forward defensive cricket shot. What larks.

Well Tom, that tells me a lot more about you than Boris Johnson. But do keep up the commentary.
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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:30 pm

Hunt's dead meat. Final two will be Johnson and Gove.

And despite what they say, neither has the balls to take us out on 30th October.
Next up, a General Election... All hail Corbyn as the Tories get slightly massacred by the Brexit Party and Labour sweep up the Liberal vote when they switch tactics and back Remain (but still lose their Welsh and Midland heartlands, alongside their already abandoned Scottish fief, and morph into a middle class luvvydovey southern outfit with a Marxist fringe).
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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:18 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:30 pm
Hunt's dead meat. Final two will be Johnson and Gove.

And despite what they say, neither has the balls to take us out on 30th October.
Next up, a General Election... All hail Corbyn as the Tories get slightly massacred by the Brexit Party and Labour sweep up the Liberal vote when they switch tactics and back Remain (but still lose their Welsh and Midland heartlands, alongside their already abandoned Scottish fief, and morph into a middle class luvvydovey southern outfit with a Marxist fringe).
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Re: Roll up, roll up, Place Your Bets on the Tory Lottery

Post by Enoch » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:25 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:18 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:30 pm
Hunt's dead meat. Final two will be Johnson and Gove.

And despite what they say, neither has the balls to take us out on 30th October.
Next up, a General Election... All hail Corbyn as the Tories get slightly massacred by the Brexit Party and Labour sweep up the Liberal vote when they switch tactics and back Remain (but still lose their Welsh and Midland heartlands, alongside their already abandoned Scottish fief, and morph into a middle class luvvydovey southern outfit with a Marxist fringe).
:lol:
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You're about as good as any of them.

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