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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:28 am

I nipped down the slave market this morning, 100 sesterces each!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:04 pm

Many happy returns Plymouth Wanderer. Have a good one mate.. :oyea:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:23 am

Many happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts) :D
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
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Many happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts) :D
Cheers, Tango. Very kind of you. Indeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch ;) :pissed:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:48 am

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Many happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts) :D
Aye, have a good one.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:01 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 am
Indeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch ;) :pissed:

So, as you were then. :lol:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:56 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:48 am
TANGODANCER wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:23 am
Many happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts) :D
Aye, have a good one.
I did. Cheers, Spotty :)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:58 pm

Enoch wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:01 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 am
Indeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch ;) :pissed:

So, as you were then. :lol:

Happy 54th?
Cheers, Enoch. Well yeah, but today's was a Michelin starred lunch for my 53rd. :D
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:41 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:58 pm
Enoch wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:01 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 am
Indeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch ;) :pissed:

So, as you were then. :lol:

Happy 54th?
Cheers, Enoch. Well yeah, but today's was a Michelin starred lunch for my 53rd. :D
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:42 pm

^^^ Cheers Owd Lad ;)

Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?

Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:50 pm

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Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:42 pm
^^^ Cheers Owd Lad ;)

Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?

Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.

What's happened to them?
They evolved. They now wear armour. You still kill them when you plough through them, but instead of splatting your car they bounce off and die in agony on the roadside...

:conf: I've just completed a two hundred mile journey this morning, my windscreen is absolutely splattered with the internal organs of flies, gnats, moths and assorted insects. Maybe, now you've reached the grand old age of 53 you're driving slower. (I SAID, {why doesn't he put his hearing aid in?} YOU'RE DRIVING SLOWER *mimics gripping steering wheel*)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:32 pm

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Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:50 pm
Maybe, now you've reached the grand old age of 53 you're driving slower. (I SAID, {why doesn't he put his hearing aid in?} YOU'RE DRIVING SLOWER *mimics gripping steering wheel*)
This was also mentioned by another cheeky c*nt :)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:32 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:50 pm
Maybe, now you've reached the grand old age of 53 you're driving slower. (I SAID, {why doesn't he put his hearing aid in?} YOU'RE DRIVING SLOWER *mimics gripping steering wheel*)
This was also mentioned by another cheeky c*nt :)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:21 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:42 pm
^^^ Cheers Owd Lad ;)

Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?

Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.

What's happened to them?
Aerodynamics, still infest motorbike helmet visors though :twisted:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pm

If I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.

Cute little buggers.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pm

Enoch wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pm
If I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.

Cute little buggers.
Qué? The link goes literally nowhere?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:20 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pm
If I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.

Cute little buggers.
Qué? The link goes literally nowhere?

Ha! Maybe it was all a hoax. :lol:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:34 pm

Enoch wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:20 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pm
If I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.

Cute little buggers.
Qué? The link goes literally nowhere?

Ha! Maybe it was all a hoax. :lol:

Corrected posthaste!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:17 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pm
If I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.

Cute little buggers.
Qué? The link goes literally nowhere?
Because they are too small to see....?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by malcd1 » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:24 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:17 am
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pm
If I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.

Cute little buggers.
Qué? The link goes literally nowhere?
Because they are too small to see....?

Depends on your eyes and which article you read. I've read one that said they are 1mm long and Wiki has then 0.5mm. Either way they are visible to the naked eye (to some).
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