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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:10 pm

Arsenal's Ozil legs it in fear of his life whilst him team mate squared up to knife wielding gang who had 'boxed in' their black Mercedes G-Clas 4x4, on scooters!

I can tell you this for a fact, any gang out there wants to try "boxing" me "in" using fxcking scooters when I'm in any kind of car (never mind a 4x4) can look forward to a swift trip to Valhalla/local emergency department/heaven/Firdaws/cemetery.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jul 28, 2019 3:18 pm

Talk about waxing loquacious, how about waxing bollox...
Jessica Yaniv has complained to a human rights tribunal in Canada because female beauticians have refused to wax her testicles... :lol:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:16 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 3:18 pm
Talk about waxing loquacious, how about waxing bollox...
Jessica Yaniv has complained to a human rights tribunal in Canada because female beauticians have refused to wax her testicles... :lol:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:17 pm

A YouTuber and Boxing enthusiast was one of two people arrested after a mass brawl on a luxury cruise liner. Tabatha Young, 41...
..who lives in Chigwell, Essex.

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Post by Enoch » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:52 pm

That's it. The United Kingdom's dream of leaving the European Union is dead.

There's a bunch of Yankie Irish politicians said they ain't 'avin it. If there's to be a border between The Republic of Ireland and Ulster, they're going back to funding terrorism. So there.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:05 pm

Enoch wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:52 pm
That's it. The United Kingdom's dream of leaving the European Union is dead.

There's a bunch of Yankie Irish politicians said they ain't 'avin it. If there's to be a border between The Republic of Ireland and Ulster, they're going back to funding terrorism. So there.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:14 pm

Yesterday was the day for a collection of truly frightening stories.

Back to back mass shootings in the US, a young child thrown off a viewing platform at the Tate gallery and a possible abduction of a UK child with learning difficulties in Malaysia.

They all followed my foolishly doing a Google search for the story Spotty mentioned in another thread about the sword attack in Stuttgart. Jesus wept :shock:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:36 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:14 pm
Yesterday was the day for a collection of truly frightening stories.

Back to back mass shootings in the US, a young child thrown off a viewing platform at the Tate gallery and a possible abduction of a UK child with learning difficulties in Malaysia.

They all followed my foolishly doing a Google search for the story Spotty mentioned in another thread about the sword attack in Stuttgart. Jesus wept :shock:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:27 pm

"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:32 pm

#MeToo
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:33 pm

Why did the words Purple Acky, come to mind ?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:53 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:33 pm
Why did the words Purple Acky, come to mind ?
Dunno.
But I was wondering what terms he's breached! I reckon Arson. Seriously twisted Firestarter... :lol:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:31 pm

He'll be in Edinburgh, looking for a fringe :)
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:44 pm

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/d ... le-3203890

Latest Arrest Warrants Issued in Derbyshire (with an appeal for the public to help dob them in) includes this gem:

Camelia Calusaru , 47, of no fixed abode. Charged with being found not to be living at her stated address after a period of imprisonment in June 2019.

So, they've gone looking for her, and can't find her, or have they gone looking for her and found her in a house somewhere, or... :conf:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:28 pm

Suzanne Dobson, chief executive of Tourettes Action doesn't find the funniest joke of the Fringe at all funny and brings shame on the TV channel that runs the award. Fxcking knobhead.
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Post by Enoch » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:40 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
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Suzanne Dobson, chief executive of Tourettes Action doesn't find the funniest joke of the Fringe at all funny and brings "F*cking shame on the c*nting f*cking TV channel that runs b*llocks the f*cking award." Fxcking knobhead.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:45 pm

Enoch wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:40 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:28 pm
Suzanne Dobson, chief executive of Tourettes Action doesn't find the funniest joke of the Fringe at all funny and brings "F*cking shame on the c*nting f*cking TV channel that runs b*llocks the f*cking award." Fxcking knobhead.
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Post by jimbo » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:50 am

We used to live in Carlisle and still see some of the local news stories. This one caught my eye this morning!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:29 pm

jimbo wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:50 am
We used to live in Carlisle and still see some of the local news stories. This one caught my eye this morning!
Armed police, for a cow. FFS!
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:34 pm

They were on a steak out.
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