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Josh Magennis

Post by officer_dibble » Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:27 pm

If you are reading this we don’t want you either you big shithouse. You have to be one of the worst forwards I’ve seen in a white shirt and to top it all off you are a cowardly feck* who has no respect for his team mates. Get to feck you prick, shame we can’t afford to let you rot in the reserves.

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Jugs » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:41 pm

Unforgivable from Josh, sorry. Especially now I've read that Hall is injured, which leaves us with no strikers. If he's been paid, he's just shit all over us

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by nelson66 » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:49 pm

he shit all over us for most of last season too
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Prufrock » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:00 pm

He was f*cking wank. Hoped this year might be his level to shine but all the newspaper reports should've been reporting how we had 7 first team players, 3 of who are goalkeepers. Gym bunny with no heart apparently. A poor man's Akinfenwa.

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by DJBlu » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:00 pm

Our only recognisable striker and lets a kid go instead. Absolute shit house.

Fine him 2 weeks wages and hold out for the highest bid possible.

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:27 pm

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Mar » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:37 am

Can understand his situation to some extent but to not play after getting paid (allegedly) then it is a poor show. If he wanted to leave that badly he shouldn't have been turning up to training. Not playing today is punishing the fans who have been rather tolerant of his piss poor performances last season.

I, for one, was hoping he'd turn up this season in the manner that Madine suddenly managed to find his stride but it looks as though he's looking to force through a move instead.

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by malcd1 » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:57 am

Mar wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:37 am
Can understand his situation to some extent but to not play after getting paid (allegedly) then it is a poor show. If he wanted to leave that badly he shouldn't have been turning up to training. Not playing today is punishing the fans who have been rather tolerant of his piss poor performances last season.

I, for one, was hoping he'd turn up this season in the manner that Madine suddenly managed to find his stride but it looks as though he's looking to force through a move instead.

I can also understand him not wanting to play for us. It is the timing that leaves a sour taste not the decision. Personally, I think he has only turned up for training to get fit. I certainly wouldn't boo him if he came back no matter his decision.
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:56 am

He was shit for us. I'd wave goodbye at the drop of a hat. But his personal decisions are his own to make, even as a Bolton Wanderers player. The days of single club dedicated players is virtually over. And anyway I'd take the news he's been paid with a large pinch of salt personally, possibly 'promised' to be paid maybe.
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:37 pm

Mar wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:37 am
Can understand his situation to some extent but to not play after getting paid (allegedly) then it is a poor show. If he wanted to leave that badly he shouldn't have been turning up to training. Not playing today is punishing the fans who have been rather tolerant of his piss poor performances last season.

I, for one, was hoping he'd turn up this season in the manner that Madine suddenly managed to find his stride but it looks as though he's looking to force through a move instead.
If he's got a move lined up and thinks he should be allowed to terminate his contract, which he should IMO, then it would probably weaken his appeal if he then agreed to play.
I'm waiting for full story before judging him, frustrating as it is.
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:38 pm

He can still suck Bruce's balls though, because that would be funny.
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:47 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:38 pm
He can still suck Bruce's balls though, because that would be funny.
Yup. (I imagine in my guise as a film director, cutting from the scene where Enoch is hammering his knob flat having been forced to get a Dart crossing pass online, back to the moment when Magennis is pulling a pube out stuck between his front teeth...).
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:09 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:47 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:38 pm
He can still suck Bruce's balls though, because that would be funny.
Yup. (I imagine in my guise as a film director, cutting from the scene where Enoch is hammering his knob flat having been forced to get a Dart crossing pass online, back to the moment when Magennis is pulling a pube out stuck between his front teeth...).
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:12 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:09 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:47 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:38 pm
He can still suck Bruce's balls though, because that would be funny.
Yup. (I imagine in my guise as a film director, cutting from the scene where Enoch is hammering his knob flat having been forced to get a Dart crossing pass online, back to the moment when Magennis is pulling a pube out stuck between his front teeth...).
You sir, are an auteur.
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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Bertie Wooster » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:23 pm

You are an absolute 'worthless' individual, people's integrity & values are judged in times of adversity & you sir have spat your dummy out like a petulant child and left it to a bunch of kids to do your job - you are a disgrace to your profession who only thinks of one person - yourself, call yourself a professional.

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:34 pm

Bit harsh on LLS

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:52 pm

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:47 pm

Sounds like he got some shit today. If he turns out at the Reebok again he’s gonna get it!

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by Jugs » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:27 pm

I honestly don't want him back. He might have had his 'personal reasons' or whatnot but he let the fans down massively today

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Re: Josh Magennis

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:43 pm

He’s a grade A c*nt. if he plays for us he’s gonna be booed, if plays against us it’s worse.

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