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I nipped down the slave market this morning, 100 sesterces each!
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Many happy returns Plymouth Wanderer. Have a good one mate..
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Many happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts)
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Cheers, Tango. Very kind of you. Indeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunchTANGODANCER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:23 amMany happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts)
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Aye, have a good one.TANGODANCER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:23 amMany happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts)
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Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 amIndeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch
So, as you were then.
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I did. Cheers, SpottyLost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:48 amAye, have a good one.TANGODANCER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:23 amMany happy returns Bruce. Have a good one (being Saturday, I suppose is a bonus of sorts)
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Cheers, Enoch. Well yeah, but today's was a Michelin starred lunch for my 53rd.Enoch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:01 pmBruce Rioja wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 amIndeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch
So, as you were then.
Happy 54th?
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Kids!Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:58 pmCheers, Enoch. Well yeah, but today's was a Michelin starred lunch for my 53rd.Enoch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:01 pmBruce Rioja wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:54 amIndeed, it being a Saturday means it's rude not to go out for lunch
So, as you were then.
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^^^ Cheers Owd Lad
Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?
Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.
What's happened to them?
Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?
Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.
What's happened to them?
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They evolved. They now wear armour. You still kill them when you plough through them, but instead of splatting your car they bounce off and die in agony on the roadside...Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:42 pm^^^ Cheers Owd Lad
Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?
Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.
What's happened to them?
I've just completed a two hundred mile journey this morning, my windscreen is absolutely splattered with the internal organs of flies, gnats, moths and assorted insects. Maybe, now you've reached the grand old age of 53 you're driving slower. (I SAID, {why doesn't he put his hearing aid in?} YOU'RE DRIVING SLOWER *mimics gripping steering wheel*)
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This was also mentioned by another cheeky c*ntLost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:50 pmMaybe, now you've reached the grand old age of 53 you're driving slower. (I SAID, {why doesn't he put his hearing aid in?} YOU'RE DRIVING SLOWER *mimics gripping steering wheel*)
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Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:32 pmThis was also mentioned by another cheeky c*ntLost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:50 pmMaybe, now you've reached the grand old age of 53 you're driving slower. (I SAID, {why doesn't he put his hearing aid in?} YOU'RE DRIVING SLOWER *mimics gripping steering wheel*)
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Aerodynamics, still infest motorbike helmet visors thoughBruce Rioja wrote: ↑Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:42 pm^^^ Cheers Owd Lad
Now then, here's a summat - how come the fronts of our cars don't get covered in squashed midges any more?
Used to have to soak the little blighters off and use copious screenwash. Hardly use any now.
What's happened to them?
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Qué? The link goes literally nowhere?Enoch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pmIf I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.
Cute little buggers.
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pmQué? The link goes literally nowhere?Enoch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pmIf I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.
Cute little buggers.
Ha! Maybe it was all a hoax.
Corrected posthaste!
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Ahhhhhh! Water Bears! Lovely. May they live long and prosper.Enoch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:20 pmLost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pmQué? The link goes literally nowhere?Enoch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pmIf I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.
Cute little buggers.
Ha! Maybe it was all a hoax.
Corrected posthaste!
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Because they are too small to see....?Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pmQué? The link goes literally nowhere?Enoch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pmIf I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.
Cute little buggers.
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Montreal Wanderer wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:17 amBecause they are too small to see....?Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pmQué? The link goes literally nowhere?Enoch wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:23 pmIf I hadn't heard of them before I'd have definitely thought it was April 1st.
Cute little buggers.
Depends on your eyes and which article you read. I've read one that said they are 1mm long and Wiki has then 0.5mm. Either way they are visible to the naked eye (to some).
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