Rio Ferndinands World Cup Wind-ups
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Rio Ferndinands World Cup Wind-ups
Anyone catch this show - it was pure gold! could not believe it when beckham jumped out of the car on princess park way and started legging up the street in the middle of moss side! Rooney's was the best tho, what a stump he is, how could he not suss something was up with Coleen pissing herself all the way through it.
yeah, but it'll be piss easy getting him back...
[put on a voice]
"this is doctor bendover of smanckheads laboratories , i'm afraid you missed a urine test at manchester uniteds training ground on 1 june 06 ........ "
then you could add ad libs like
"did you get anything good from the shops?"
"which of your other 'doctors' will you ring next?"
"can you get me barry bonds autograph?"
etc...
[put on a voice]
"this is doctor bendover of smanckheads laboratories , i'm afraid you missed a urine test at manchester uniteds training ground on 1 june 06 ........ "
then you could add ad libs like
"did you get anything good from the shops?"
"which of your other 'doctors' will you ring next?"
"can you get me barry bonds autograph?"
etc...
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they were made to wear a pubic wig??Lennon wrote:I concur.communistworkethic wrote:biggest tool of the lot was rio ferdinand himself. It was as funny as losing a family member.
And what the hell does 'merked' mean?
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Actually I thought he was one of the better defenders against Paraguay (or the one who made fewest mistakes).TANGODANCER wrote:Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.
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How many times did he pass back to either Neville or Robinson when a pass really wasn't on? He's okay at kicking and heading clear but treats the ball like a hot cinder when it's at his feet. Can't get rid of it fast enough. He's also always getting caught forward from set pieces. Not my favourite footballer.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Actually I thought he was one of the better defenders against Paraguay (or the one who made fewest mistakes).TANGODANCER wrote:Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.
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Not my favourite either but it seemed to me against Paraguay we gave away the ball a lot with poor or tentative passes after getting possession at the back. It struck me that Ferdinand was better in this area than others.TANGODANCER wrote:How many times did he pass back to either Neville or Robinson when a pass really wasn't on? He's okay at kicking and heading clear but treats the ball like a hot cinder when it's at his feet. Can't get rid of it fast enough. He's also always getting caught forward from set pieces. Not my favourite footballer.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Actually I thought he was one of the better defenders against Paraguay (or the one who made fewest mistakes).TANGODANCER wrote:Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.
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A great though at that!Backgammon wrote:I seemed to remember a story a while ago, about Ferdinand's new car get covered in yogurt in a training ground prank (I assume it was at Utd).
If the new car was a Mercedes, I wonder if this is where 'you've been merked' comes from....
Just a thought.
Unfortunatly that's not the meaning:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murked
I prefer your version though.
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I've tried to add my version to the urban dictionary, but the page is unavailable.keveh wrote:A great though at that!Backgammon wrote:I seemed to remember a story a while ago, about Ferdinand's new car get covered in yogurt in a training ground prank (I assume it was at Utd).
If the new car was a Mercedes, I wonder if this is where 'you've been merked' comes from....
Just a thought.
Unfortunatly that's not the meaning:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murked
I prefer your version though.
Shame, 'cos I wanted to add:
'Murked' or 'Merked'
def.1
To have one's new Mercedes car covered in yogurt.
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Yo dude, I 'merked' that bitch Rio's fresh wheels last night... Wicked Yo.
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