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Post by ifeelgoodiknewiwould » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:40 pm

Does anyone
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:43 pm

Women: save us all the hassle. If you need to ask if your arse looks big in something then it probably looks big in everything.
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Post by ifeelgoodiknewiwould » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:26 pm

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Post by Lennon » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:45 pm

WAYNE ROONEY: Save valuable time in the morning by not bothering to wash or shave - simply purchase the Sun newspaper and utilise their cut-out Rooney mask.
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Post by blurred » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:56 pm

Save money on expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:31 pm

Get the newspaper lad to put the Sun straight in your re-cycle sack and save you the trouble.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:46 pm

Copy someone else's idea for a thread and then try to pass it off as your own. :wink:
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:48 pm

BBC, improve your world cup coverage by not employing shite like Mick McCarthy and Marcel Desailly.
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:23 pm

communistworkethic wrote:BBC, improve your world cup coverage by not employing shite like Mick McCarthy and Marcel Desailly.
I thought mccarthey was funny!!!

MM "He's a traffic warden"
commentator "Actually hes a school head master"
MM "and He's a wally in his spare time"

I thought that was class!
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Post by blurred » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:15 pm

This is the man who says that France should get down the wing and cross it. Hmmm, have you seen Henry as a lone striker try to head a ball, Mick? Yer daft nice person.
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Post by Raven » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:23 pm

You forgot Lawrenson, he's so dire and boring its unbelievable, thankfully you can turn him off!
communistworkethic wrote:BBC, improve your world cup coverage by not employing shite like Mick McCarthy and Marcel Desailly.
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