The TW Caption Competition Thread

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:23 pm

The Americans show Richard and Judy how it is really done.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:25 pm

We're a right pair us two...Me with me jug hanging out and you with spaghetti sauce all over your jumper. What are we like!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:33 pm

Janet Jacksonn tries desperately to get he "career" back on track by hoping for a slot on "Big Brother"

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:39 pm

IKEA's new "Superstar" fashion portfolio conforms to the company stereotype.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:06 pm

Justin is concerned about going for a wee, after seeing what he managed to do to Janet.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:17 pm

Storm in a c cup.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:19 pm

Justin Timberlake counts down the timer as Janet Jackson demonstrates her party piece - balancing a ninja throwing star on her nipple.

ifeelgoodiknewiwould · Post by **ifeelgoodiknewiwould** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:11 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:

Sadly Justin's new "X-Ray Vision" contact lenses were 50% under strength.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:31 pm

"Fxcking ell, all that money and you couldn't even sort ya tits out ya droopy mare!!"

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:39 pm

I feel a right tit

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:40 pm

blurred wrote:I feel a right tit

wasn't it funny when Crazy said it?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:41 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
blurred wrote:I feel a right tit
wasn't it funny when Crazy said it?

No.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:42 pm

blurred wrote:I feel a right tit

That was used by Private Eye beneath a cartoon of Napoleon in his usual pose some thirty years ago. No one over here understood why I was laughing.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:15 pm

And the winner is, in reverse order:

cihtekrowtsinummoc

for noticing that J-Jack was sporting a pasty in the shape of a shuriken.

I bet that played havoc with Justin's fillings at the after-show party.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:11 am

whythankyow LGM

get your teeth in to this....

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:30 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
blurred wrote:I feel a right tit
wasn't it funny when Crazy said it?
No.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:39 am

Hazzard County's new toast-rack gets police approval.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:06 am

Thanks again ladies, I can't believe I forgot my Jack!!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:21 am

Crack law enforcement

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:37 am

communistworkethic wrote:whythankyow LGM

get your teeth in to this....

The Deep South has yet to grasp the concept of Park and Ride schemes.

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