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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:41 am

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:47 am

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Officer Johnson just loved his new tranny radio in the squad car.
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Post by knobpolisher » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:53 am

None of these are very funny, particularly because i can't actually see a picture. Anyone know why ?

p.s. this is not an entry to the caption comp it is a statement of fact.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:08 pm

knobpolisher wrote:None of these are very funny, particularly because i can't actually see a picture. Anyone know why ?

p.s. this is not an entry to the caption comp it is a statement of fact.
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Post by ifeelgoodiknewiwould » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:10 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:19 pm

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Post by knobpolisher » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:45 pm

I tried the re-boot thingy ( as a computer programmer myself I fortunately knew what reboot meant)

To no avail, therefore I very smartly displayed the source code and was able to ascertain in true Morse style that the picture was on www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/117877.jpg


I tried to look at this and was stopped , maybe if the picture is a bit saucy or that particular site is known for its sauciness then my works firewall will stop it. Bizarrely I cannot view blurreds avatar so that must be saucy also.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:22 pm

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Post by thebish » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:36 pm

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now.. which one's Miranda?

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:39 pm

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now.. which one's Miranda?

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Is that your usual sign off, or are you implying one of them is a Shemale?

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:39 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

And I see from your badges that you're all Sheriffs too!
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:46 pm

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Post by Gertie » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:22 pm

I'm with knobpolisher I can't see anything...

Not even a tiny cross it's all just blank... It's like the Emperor's new clothes... I don't know if any of it is funny or not.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:27 pm

Gertie wrote:I'm with knobpolisher I can't see anything...

Not even a tiny cross it's all just blank... It's like the Emperor's new clothes... I don't know if any of it is funny or not.
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Post by knobpolisher » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:30 pm

Gertie can you follow this link.

www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/117877.jpg
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:11 pm

knobpolisher wrote:Gertie can you follow this link.

www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/117877.jpg

Hmmmmmmmm blocked page....

Can you describe it in the medium of words?????
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:14 pm

Can you not piece it together based on all the captions Gertie?

Go on, give it a go. It'd be great to see what you come up with... :D
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:14 pm

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Post by Gertie » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:23 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Can you not piece it together based on all the captions Gertie?

Go on, give it a go. It'd be great to see what you come up with... :D
OK I'm guessing there is a policeman involved, and maybe he has a dog or a puppy with him??? And maybe someone's bottom??? The dog perhaps or the policeman??
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:30 pm

Gertie wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Can you not piece it together based on all the captions Gertie?

Go on, give it a go. It'd be great to see what you come up with... :D
OK I'm guessing there is a policeman involved, and maybe he has a dog or a puppy with him??? And maybe someone's bottom??? The dog perhaps or the policeman??
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Nice try!

I'll try and rehost the picture for you to see how close you are... :D
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