Women as explained by engineers.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:08 pm

Oh no bloodboy keep her!!!! She sounds funny and has lovely breasts.... What more could you ask for?? You could always get takeaways and pay a cleaner!!!! Imagine the alternative...

Immaculate clothes, but sharing your life with a miserable boot.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:11 pm

...with tiny tits!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:41 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:...with tiny tits!

now that would that matter? All tits are great (except really fat and saggy ones).

Obviously bigger ones have more scope for er um er playing with but anything more than a handful is a waste. And smaller ones tend tp be more sensitive.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:59 pm

Well, there is that I suppose.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:20 pm

Well you almost sound convinced Zulu, but not quite

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:32 pm

I'm sensitive. So am I a small tit or a big one?

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:33 pm

Are you more than a handful????

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:40 pm

If women had boobs on their backs men would rush to take up tango dancing

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:41 pm

Gertie wrote:Are you more than a handful????

I don't believe that analogy is comparable for men.

I think it's "anything less than a handful is a waste" for men, or so I'm told.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:45 pm

Gertie wrote:Are you more than a handful????

The wife says so........

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:51 pm

InsaneApache wrote:
Gertie wrote:Are you more than a handful????
The wife says so........

but she does have Jeremy Beadle hands, on the one hand it's quite small but and the other it's quite big

runningonbravado · Post by **runningonbravado** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:52 pm

ahahaha funnnyyy

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:36 pm

You know her? However your hypothesis is flawed as it's the BIG hand she uses....

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:26 pm

Gertie wrote:Well you almost sound convinced Zulu, but not quite

The sporting analogy that a good big 'un is better than a good little 'un has credibility, Gertie. Fnarr Fnarr!

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