TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:33 pm

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Despite a depleted squad, there was still plenty of competition for the Ghoul Keepers jersey.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:35 pm

The Ravanelli Family Christmas party
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:15 pm

Boothroyd's instruction to " Frighten the sh-t out of Anelka" was slightly misinterpreted by Watford's defence.
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Post by Gertie » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:18 pm

The Stupid Super-Heroes Conference

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:24 pm

despite cutbacks, Doctor Who writer Russell T Davies promised the show would continue to push the boundaries with new monsters

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Post by youngmc » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:30 pm

I know BSA is allway's at the forefront of new footballing technique, but hide and seek football is bloody ridiculous..
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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:59 pm

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Basic crowd-safety precautions for the Peter Beardsley lookalike XI

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Post by Bwfc in the bloodline » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:06 pm

Look i dont have bingo wings honest, ive been on the atkins
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:00 pm

come on LGM, time to pick one
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:01 pm

Hold your horses, I was just typing it in...

Near misses from commie and thebish but the WINNER is the puntastic Bruce Rioja.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:35 pm

Thank you very much Petit Homme Vert.

Here you go;

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:44 pm

Elephant-asy Football
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:46 pm

Sajid Anwar was booked for climbing on Dilip Patel's shoulders in an off the ball incident.
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:52 pm

Bolton's new signing: a like-for-like replacement for Kevin Davies
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:15 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Thank you very much Petit Homme Vert.

Here you go;

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Apparently, his great grandad was the model for Bolton's badge and he never lets us forgret it.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:21 pm

Cheered on by his mahoot, Jumbo attempts to beat the world keepy-uppy record.

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:54 pm

Nepal's long reign as World Blow Football Champions looked safe for another year.

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Post by white blood » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:18 pm

"Cheer up lads, they might be throwing used maxi pads at our faces but at least we dont have to play at the reebok in front of that miserable bunch!"

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:22 pm

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No matter how they tried, the elephant still managed to miss Faye's head!!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Thank you very much Petit Homme Vert.

Here you go;

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