MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I'll be the rugged, unconventionally attractive love interest with a penchant for petite blondes and sweary rants

I think Zulu is a petite blonde....

Oh God! How do I let him down gently?

[Backgammon]

I'm in! Are the sex scenes expected to be tasteful, or are we going down the Jackie Collins "then she saw his mighty pulsating love pole and shivered" route?

[Montreal Wanderer]

I'm in! Are the sex scenes expected to be tasteful, or are we going down the Jackie Collins "then she saw his mighty pulsating love pole and shivered" route?

Perhaps not in your case.

[white blood]

I'm in! Are the sex scenes expected to be tasteful, or are we going down the Jackie Collins "then she saw his mighty pulsating love pole and shivered" route?

Maybe include the sex scene i wrote involving Hoolio and is ex bird? that would be tasteful!

[Backgammon]

I'm in! Are the sex scenes expected to be tasteful, or are we going down the Jackie Collins "then she saw his mighty pulsating love pole and shivered" route?

Perhaps not in your case.

There's no perhaps about it!!

[enfieldwhite]

Me too please.

I was an exceptional central character (cheers TD and SOTWA) in Combats and Cowboys, with a party trick involving self-fellatio.

I am happy to relinquish said party trick providing the fellatio is performed by a (female) third party.

I am also happy to relinquish the central character bit, so long as somewhere in the story I receive fellatio.

So that'd be me, anywhere in the story, receiving fellatio.

Cheers

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Me too please.

I was an exceptional central character (cheers TD and SOTWA) in Combats and Cowboys, with a party trick involving self-fellatio.

I am happy to relinquish said party trick providing the fellatio is performed by a (female) third party.

I am also happy to relinquish the central character bit, so long as somewhere in the story I receive fellatio.

So that'd be me, anywhere in the story, receiving fellatio.

Cheers

Dontcha just love the Thesaurus

[ratbert]

Thanks all for recruiting!

Some are close to the mark in terms of the story... and others aren't

But I'm not convinced by some of the sex scene suggestions

[enfieldwhite]

Me too please.

I was an exceptional central character (cheers TD and SOTWA) in Combats and Cowboys, with a party trick involving self-fellatio.

I am happy to relinquish said party trick providing the fellatio is performed by a (female) third party.

I am also happy to relinquish the central character bit, so long as somewhere in the story I receive fellatio.

So that'd be me, anywhere in the story, receiving fellatio.

Cheers

Dontcha just love the Thesaurus

That came from the heart, not the thesaurus.

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Me too please.

I was an exceptional central character (cheers TD and SOTWA) in Combats and Cowboys, with a party trick involving self-fellatio.

I am happy to relinquish said party trick providing the fellatio is performed by a (female) third party.

I am also happy to relinquish the central character bit, so long as somewhere in the story I receive fellatio.

So that'd be me, anywhere in the story, receiving fellatio.

Cheers

Dontcha just love the Thesaurus

That came from the heart, not the thesaurus.

I meant for myself Enfield, being a thick squaddie I didn't have a clue what 'fellatio' was

[Little Green Man]

You can use my evil, garlic-smelling French cousin, Petit Homme Vert, if you want. He'll never find out.

[enfieldwhite]

Me too please.

I was an exceptional central character (cheers TD and SOTWA) in Combats and Cowboys, with a party trick involving self-fellatio.

I am happy to relinquish said party trick providing the fellatio is performed by a (female) third party.

I am also happy to relinquish the central character bit, so long as somewhere in the story I receive fellatio.

So that'd be me, anywhere in the story, receiving fellatio.

Cheers

Dontcha just love the Thesaurus

That came from the heart, not the thesaurus.

I meant for myself Enfield, being a thick squaddie I didn't have a clue what 'fellatio' was

But now you do.......you can ask for it like you've got plums in your mouth?

[communistworkethic]

Ah but SOTWA is such a cunning linguist.

[enfieldwhite]

Ah but SOTWA is such a cunning linguist.

A master of many tongues indeed.

[plodder]

Is he not related to Cupid?

Anyway, Plods can fill a hole or two if you want

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Ah but SOTWA is such a cunning linguist.

A master of many tongues indeed.

Oh do your worst you filthy creatures!!

I'm lapping it up

[communistworkethic]

I'll be the rugged, unconventionally attractive love interest with a penchant for petite blondes and sweary rants

I think Zulu is a petite blonde....

Oh God! How do I let him down gently?

you're not going to "down" anything gently on me!!!!!! Ya big wufta!

[Henrik's fan club]

I'd quite like to be in one of these novel thingies.......althought the self-fellatiating part doesn't really appeal....

[Muse]

Can I be in this one as well? I quite liked my part in the last one as the quick draw hero but just to be in the new one would be cool.

[communistworkethic]

I'd quite like to be in one of these novel thingies.......althought the self-fellatiating part doesn't really appeal....

come on, let's face it if you could you'd probably never leave the house.