MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

Bwfc in the bloodline · Post by **Bwfc in the bloodline** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:21 am

i'll be in, if you'll have me

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:26 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Henrik's fan club wrote:I'd quite like to be in one of these novel thingies.......althought the self-fellatiating part doesn't really appeal....
come on, let's face it if you could you'd probably never leave the house.

Or, as Bernard Manning once said to an air-hostess who told him: "In the event of an emergency, lean forward and put your head between your knees":

"If I could do that flower, I wouldn't need to fly to bloody Spain".

FaninOz · Post by **FaninOz** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:38 pm

I'm happy to play a convict!

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:41 pm

FaninOz wrote:I'm happy to play a convict!

Is that art imitating life, or life imitating art.

By the way, are you a pom, or a pommie bastard?

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:30 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Henrik's fan club wrote:I'd quite like to be in one of these novel thingies.......althought the self-fellatiating part doesn't really appeal....
come on, let's face it if you could you'd probably never leave the house.

You really worry me at times....

cophilie · Post by **cophilie** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:15 pm

If there's a role for an incredibly good-looking, genius, student then please may I have it?

If not then I'll have anything.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:32 pm

cophilie wrote:
If not then I'll have anything.

Your reputation precedes you!

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:29 pm

There might be room for a student. Not sure about a convict... yet.

Full cast list tomorrow, all these plus a few hand-picked others... then that's it

FaninOz · Post by **FaninOz** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:21 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
FaninOz wrote:I'm happy to play a convict!
Is that art imitating life, or life imitating art.

By the way, are you a pom, or a pommie bastard?

Its politically incorrect to be called a Pommies Bastard in Australia anymore (racist comment I'm told which carries legal penalties for its use), but I actually don't mind being called just a Pom it's a term of endearment I guess! Also, as many so called Aussies also claim dual nationality so that they can carry an Aussie and a British passport, its a bit two faced for them to call us PBs I guess. But just wait until the Ashes start then for a few months they can call us whatever they want and get away with it, its all fair play in sport over here.

On the convict front many Australians are now trying to find an English convict in their ancestors so that they can claim to be a "true Australian" not just an imigrant! How times change.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:45 am

FaninOz wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
FaninOz wrote:I'm happy to play a convict!
Is that art imitating life, or life imitating art.

By the way, are you a pom, or a pommie bastard?
Its politically incorrect to be called a Pommies Bastard in Australia anymore (racist comment I'm told which carries legal penalties for its use), but I actually don't mind being called just a Pom it's a term of endearment I guess! Also, as many so called Aussies also claim dual nationality so that they can carry an Aussie and a British passport, its a bit two faced for them to call us PBs I guess. But just wait until the Ashes start then for a few months they can call us whatever they want and get away with it, its all fair play in sport over here.

On the convict front many Australians are now trying to find an English convict in their ancestors so that they can claim to be a "true Australian" not just an imigrant! How times change.

So how long ago did you leave Pommiebastardland, Bruce?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:49 am

Whole thing is a load of bollux. Sledging between us and the Roos is a national pastime. Neither side takes offence, except the do-gooders in the new "civil rights, plitically correct" mode we now live in. We'll be sending each other love-letters next. Read this week that the famous Aussie "bloke" culture is dying away in favour of a newer more polite Aussie male. I'd rather have the old version. Get on with it you swagmen.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:07 am

I dare say the Aboriginals who suffered a holocaust-like persecution may wish for more progressive times, TD.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:04 am

communistworkethic wrote:I dare say the Aboriginals who suffered a holocaust-like persecution may wish for more progressive times, TD.

Well, er indirectly that could be put back at our own door Commie, as could Crusades, Empiring and slave trading etc. Bit different from a bit of harmless sledging over sport don't you think?.

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:32 am

Let me in pleaseeeeeeee......

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:56 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:I dare say the Aboriginals who suffered a holocaust-like persecution may wish for more progressive times, TD.
Well, er indirectly that could be put back at our own door Commie, as could Crusades, Empiring and slave trading etc. Bit different from a bit of harmless sledging over sport don't you think?.

difference being the aboriginal peoples are still treated as second rate citizens and suffer sever social problems.

FaninOz · Post by **FaninOz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:48 am

communistworkethic wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:I dare say the Aboriginals who suffered a holocaust-like persecution may wish for more progressive times, TD.
Well, er indirectly that could be put back at our own door Commie, as could Crusades, Empiring and slave trading etc. Bit different from a bit of harmless sledging over sport don't you think?.
difference being the aboriginal peoples are still treated as second rate citizens and suffer sever social problems.

Very true, but that's a big issue here with very strong views on both sides. Would need a thread of its own if we wanted to fully discuss the Aboriginal Issues in detail. And a seperate one for each of Crusades, Empiring, Slaves, Jews, Muslims, etc, etc, we should always remember that The Human Race is not a very nice in the way that it has historically and currently dealt with anyone whom a particular group of other humans has considered to be heathen or backward or different in any way.

FaninOz · Post by **FaninOz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:51 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote: So how long ago did you leave Pommiebastardland, Bruce?

Left UK in 1994, but only retired to Oz in 2003. Spent time working in HK and Dubai between those dates. Still consider myself as British so get a bit of a ribbing from Aussies during any sporting event that we are both involved in, mainly because they do better than we do in most sports. Don't mind it as its all good fun and I give as good as I get.

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:26 am

Well so far I have been the equivalent of Darth Vader (Star Wars), Alonzo Harris (Training Day), Kaiser Sojet (sp? The Usual Suspects), and just about every movie bad guy going.

So why the hell not?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:42 am

Bench wrote:Well so far I have been the equivalent of Darth Vader (Star Wars), Alonzo Harris (Training Day), Kaiser Sojet (sp? The Usual Suspects), and just about every movie bad guy going.

So why the hell not?

Somebody want's to be the good guy!

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